Joke: Indian fire Service

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
04/09/2009

Fire in a factory on the border, China and India. Owner watched his business burn he waited for the fire service. Chinese fire engine arrived & crew started to put on the fires suits, connect hoses to hydrants when the business owner shouted



$5000 if you save my templates I’m bankrupt without them

The crew got going but were beaten back by the flames



News of the reward spread, a privately owned fire engine turned up, the business owner shouted



$10000 for my designs, I’m finished without them

They were also beaten back by the flames.



2 hrs passed before the Indian fire engine came speeding down the road, crossed a red light, ploughed through the building and landed on top of the blazing fire. The crew jumped out and flogged the flames with their jackets until it was extinguished.



Ecstatic with the result the owner thanked the crew and asked what they intended to do with the $10000 reward.



The first thing we’ll do is get the effin brakes fixed on the fire engine

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
04/09/2009 00:03

nice, your best so far!



tootie

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/09/2009 22:09

Ivor good one! )

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
06/09/2009 19:22

The reason we elected a German pope this time around regardless of his background was because the 1st choice was an Italian call Siloca Ferrari and dark skinned chap with a bubbly character but the Bishops thought Pope Silcola may infringe intellectual property rights.