Joke: Breaking Football News

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 22:41

Liverpool have sensationally turned down a 270 Million shirt sponsorship deal with a well known dog food company.

Fans said the thought of the team wearing a shirt with WINALOT on the front was taking the p1$$

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 22:59

What's yellow and shouts "Looney ... Looney .... you give it me now, Looney"





Ji Sung Park making a late run into the 18 yard box!

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:00

Sorry Bill, that should be removed just because !!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:06

Sorry Proger, If you really find it offensive I'll remove it.

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:08

Because....?

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:09

I'm not offended in the slightest Bill, abuse at your will, I am all for free speech but that is probably the worst joke I have heard this year although it is still March.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:12

Proger. Give it some time, I'm sure I can come up with some worse ones. ) )

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:14

I have loads but will get me banned

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:24

What have scousers and batman got in common.





They can't go anywhere without Robin !!!



Now you have me at it Bill !!

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:32

2 blokes walking down a road see a blind dog making out with a cabbage!!?

One says to the other, the poor bugger must think its a collie!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:35

My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave."



I said, "You pack them."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:41

I went to the doctor's because of my alcohol problem...

"How many units do you drink in a day?" said the doctor

I replied, "How much is a unit?"

He said, "Half a pint."

I said, "Oh great, in that case none."

"None?" the doctor said puzzled

I said, "Yeah, I don't drink halves."

yacht56


Joined: 23/03/2009
Posts: 25

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:44

i just drove past upton park and saw 9 season tickets nailed to the gates i thought iam having them you can never have enough nails

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:47

I take it back Bill, The nails joke is worse

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:50

I met this really kinky girl.

"Humiliate me," she said.

So I bought her a West Ham shirt.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
26/03/2010 23:55

I once had a girlfriend who asked me,"Kiss me where it smells", so I took her to Grimsby!



Richard

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
27/03/2010 07:39

I went out with a girl who was half German, she had one hairy armpit!

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
27/03/2010 09:16

Bill the "Looney" joke had me p###ing myself brilliant