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TopTen
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17/03/2012 10:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behindher. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and |
TopTen
Joined: 15/04/2009
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17/03/2012 10:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| say'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays." |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
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17/03/2012 10:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| I like woman golf player's.......the like to play around. |
suehowlittle
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17/03/2012 11:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| Hilarious, loved it!
Thanks |
Ed1957
Joined: 03/09/2011
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17/03/2012 15:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| Bet the dogs loved it too |
deputydawg
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17/03/2012 16:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| Ouch ! Is this a "play through" before "a one in the hole" rather than "a hole in one" ? I never did understand golf parlance. |
snakes
Joined: 28/10/2008
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17/03/2012 18:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| Ken ! what you like ? U could av told that last night but glad you didnt ! regards Barry
Jok ! where were you ? just wasnt the same ! Barry |
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