Does Mrs M have it ?

negativenick


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 20:46

Doing some research on the net about overeating....



Apparently there is a desease called "Anorexia Ponderosa" - where the patient eats like "Hoss" from Bonanza.......



I've put it to Garry Monger and he's of the same opinion as me....

trishyj


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 20:53

I can't think of a witty reply to this but I do remember Hoss was a big guy!

The-Wicks


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 20:54

NN - I'm glad you've drawn attention to this little-known eating disorder.



It would appear that thousands of people who live in the town where I work have it.



Still, if Garry's missus keeps drinking the Diet Coke, who knows...................



J



PS It made me laugh out loud

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 21:16

NN. This eating disorder, known in Latin as 'Hugeous Fatarsious' can strike at any time to both Males and Females. Unfortunately there is no known cure. People with this disorder have been known to explode without warning. Don't stand too close to her when she's eating. )

The-Wicks


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 21:19

Can't help thinking that the 'Kebab Fest' might be tempting providence, going by what Bill has said. Bill, do you mean Mrs M could sort of spontaneously combust?



J

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 21:26

Yes Jean, that's correct. I think missus Monger could be in grave danger if the kebabfest goes ahead. She'll be trying her hardest to eat more than 10 Bellies; and there the problem lies. )

negativenick


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 21:51

i do honestly think that Mrs M and Ernie could clear 22 kebabs between them.....

AlsancakJack



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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 21:54

I think buying a few shares in kebab suppliers would be the order of the day.

negativenick


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 22:29

mess 8 - yep, the bloke at Gulen Kebab arrives by helecopta each day now Mrs M is a regular...

nurseawful



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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 23:53

Goodness me why would you lot need a nurse when self diagnosis is the order of the day !

Before Kebab fest they need to have BP's checked GIZE A JOB I CAN DO THAT.

trishyj


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Message Posted:
11/07/2009 23:57

Nick I think you should start selling tickets because we are all waiting for this event with bated breath!! Incidentally where is Gulen Kebab?

The-Wicks


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 00:02

NN any chance of hanging this out until September, or will Mrs M have 'peaked' by then?



Actually, the way things are going, I might have a couple of bob on Archie.



J

trishyj


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 00:05

Yes Jean, September sounds good as we will be over then - like I said in my last message Nick needs to start selling the tickets!!

negativenick


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 11:25

mess 12 / 13 - will give it some thought, as it is too hot at the moment - we don'e want the pair of them passing out in the heat - the TRNC ambulance service wouldn't be able to cope with moving their bodies......



Between you and me, i do think Archie is a very strong contender......

smithy


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 11:33

Gulen is down a side alley, next to the Colony Hotel there is a large bank and the alley is beside that, you will come across little tables and chairs and that Gulens, they do wicked wraps, but if your unlucky enough to go after the Misses then you might just get the paper they wrap it in, as she usually eats the lot,

My self i think she could be like the Cicadas as they explode after the mating season, well the misses might do that after all the kebabs ) )

negativenick


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 11:39

mess 15 - the thought of Mrs M "exploding" after mating has just put me off my lunch.........

martinev


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 13:21

I have been diagnosed as being "Semi Bulimic". The eating bit I've got down to a tee, it's just the throwing up bit that that I can't seem to master !!

negativenick


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Message Posted:
12/07/2009 13:57

mess 17 - top joke, well done !