Good Luck Karen and Wayne!

Nunu1


Joined: 31/03/2008
Posts: 536

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 14:41

Karen and Wayne Good luck with the bar!

Did I meet you guys at the Pia Bella 7 weeks ago?



If you can get Guinness or Bitter on draft I promise to visit you often! + if you can consider us non smokers it would be nice.....to have a smoke free bar!



I stayed at Altinkaya last year very good and the staff were friendly too!



Good luck again!



Nunu1

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 14:42

hi nunu1 , are you saying that karen and wayne are now running the pia bella ?

regards , simbas

Nunu1


Joined: 31/03/2008
Posts: 536

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 14:47

Hi Simbas, NO I was a guest at the Pia Bella and so were Wayne and Karen....if it is the same couple I met........?







Nunu1

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 14:52

I'm confused.

Nunu1


Joined: 31/03/2008
Posts: 536

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 14:55

What are you confused about Karen?





Nunu1

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 15:16

What are Karen and Wayne running?

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 21:27

Think it's the marathon !!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 21:32

Nunu1

which bar are they running?

Karen

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 22:10

Marathon,



Thats a long way away !!

Rambo


Joined: 13/04/2008
Posts: 7

Message Posted:
14/04/2008 23:13

(Its Chris)

Which Karen and Wayne?

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 05:56

how many are there

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 09:02

probably too many, i'm confused

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 11:23

everbody seem's confused, its so easy.

jokers2theright


Joined: 18/02/2008
Posts: 174

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 11:49

Karen and Wayne used to run the Altin kaya bar at Dogankoy. I think they may be looking for another bar but not sure.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 11:54

What are you not sure about. Are you saying your confused.

Nunu1


Joined: 31/03/2008
Posts: 536

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 13:25

Hi all...........lets forget all about this one shall we?! My my it does not take much to confuse people does it?



I was just wishing what I thought was a couple well starting to run a bar?



Obviuosly wires have been crossed....?



Whatever?! Enjoy the sun you lucky people!



Nunu1

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 13:37

Hi Nunu1,



I would just like to add MY congratulations to Karen and Wayne, when you find them.



I cannot afford to ignore any potential bar owners......they may give credit!



Cheers



wynyardman.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 13:44

Now i think i might be confused, but im not sure.

wynyardman i concur.

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 13:46

Tell me who run's the marathon

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 13:48

jock1,



Perhaps Karen and Wayne own the bar where Greg is hanging out!

Just a thought,



wynyardman

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 13:51

well who is running the marathon.

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 15:10

LOL! Beam me up Scotty...



This thread has certainly made me smile! And isn't that what it's all about...making the world a brighter place for each other.

Mountain Edge



Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 199

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 15:40

Pheidippides 22.75mls. Killed him.

marik


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 88

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 15:41

definateeeeeely not where greg is hanging out but the thread is great, black country pub in Bacheli perhaps how would that suit winyard ?? lol tee hee

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 16:19

Hey Watty,



26 postings. You must have your curtains by now.!



Have you heard they want our black country pub now in Bacheli?



Have a look around Bogaz for Karen and Warren. They might want to run it for us.



I can't eat my black pudding, with my tongue stuck in my cheek?



wynyardman

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 17:46

It was a good laugh. the best one was the marathon for me.

ismet

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 20:40

OK Elko



You are hard to please!



If Watty can find Karen and Wayne, and they are willing, I will get Lord Lucan to open the place.



I do insist however that Glencoe has the first drink!



Greg come back we need you, and your advice. THE SAGE OF ESENTEPE we need you!!



I hope you are suitably embarrassed. Post you bugger post!!



wynyardman

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 21:52

Is Greg running the marathon as well?

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 21:57

Or did Karen and Wayne run a bar called marathon?

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 21:57

No Gregs running a bath !!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 22:00

If the marathon is in Bath, who's running the bar?

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 22:05

The barmaids !!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 22:09

Are they from Bath?

Prionsias


Joined: 14/03/2008
Posts: 21

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 22:25

i just typed http://www.confusion.com and this thread came up !!

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
15/04/2008 22:37

the bar is called alzheimer's bar.......................i think

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
16/04/2008 12:49

now i am confused!!!!

northernlad2


Joined: 19/12/2007
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
16/04/2008 15:05

I forgot what i wanted to say ...... i think im in the alzheimers bar ...........is that elvis..........

marik


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 88

Message Posted:
16/04/2008 15:13

best bar bar none except one but cant remember it's name so thats me out the frame this has turned into a reet good game am a sap for the rap let me sit on the boys lap then turn on the tap itl never fail to give good ale even to a male

Sorry just flipped

LOL

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
16/04/2008 18:40

Can't be Elvis.................he has just put a new tyre on my car at the garage

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
16/04/2008 22:07

Karen and Wayne have left the building !!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
16/04/2008 23:00

Was Greg with them?

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 08:10

No he's still in the bath !!

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 10:44

If he is still in the bath is he trying to swim a marathon ?

watty


Joined: 04/04/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 13:53

Hi Wynyardman



It looks like we could be on to a big winner, the bar idea is growing by the day

it could be we would need two bars one in the girne area one in bogaz.

Sorry can't help with looking for karen and wayne still in uk till 8th may.

when are you likely to be out we could have a detailed discussion on what to call the pub what style ie. spit and sawdust or go up market with a ew podged rugs. like our grans had.I have spoken to our local butcher and he say's the black pudding travels well. so no probs there.

Never know there could be another witherspoons on the horizen.



Will be looking for curtains when over next month.

watty


Joined: 04/04/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 13:56

Sorry forgot to mention we could get a grant form effes to fit the bar out has do the pubs in the uk.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 15:15

Hi Watty,

Oh well! Tongue back in cheek! " podged rugs " I like it.

Are you just bragging about having curtains in your place? Be a bit posh won't it?

Well on a more serious (if I have to) note, you are cordially invited to" neck a few"

cocktails and canapes at The Ship, on our next visit to The TRNC. It is a competition so you had better get some training in. Bring Karen and Warren with you if you can find them, and the drinks are on me!



Ommer em Cradley! ( I feel better now. Umsik as passed)



Regards

wynyardman

watty


Joined: 04/04/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 16:01

Hi Mucker

When will you be over so we can get into training, only drink 10 days a week at the moment, might need to sharpen up.

No i was'nt bragging about the curtains, have to keep up with the jones's as they say, got no furniture yet but with the curtains who will know the difference.



Any idea what to call the chain of pubs, shall we stick to the black country theme,

Speedway Arms

Bull Terrior ( one in cradley already)

Chainmakers

Razzer View Inn

What yu think

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 16:06

could karen and wayne be in the bogaz ?????

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 20:26

Watty,



Can't say when we will be over again. Its just a case of, if the builder decides to have another go at our villa. I will let you know. It will be cocktails and canapes at 6pm. The Head waiter Zube will adjudicate. 2 falls 2 submissions, or 1 knockout.

I learned all I know at Cradley Liberal Club, but practice makes perfect! Keep training!

Most surprised at the curtains. Whats these ere blinds? Somebody poke you in the eye?

Orange boxes used to be good enough in the old days. Whats up wi yer?

Do you think we should call them Cocktail lounges?Mitchels and Butlers did ok out of it!

Keep the faith our kid,



wynyardman (old but unbowed)

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 20:33

Hi Simbas,



Watty is checking! There used be a Wayne on our television though. Bit of a cowboy.

Cheers!

wynyarman

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 20:58

Think he is swimming the marathon, must have a fair length to go !!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 21:20

cooper,



I am cooper, at least I think I am......must be confused.......

Wayne, another pint when you are ready!

wynyardman

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/04/2008 21:37

i think i'm having more than a few senior moments !!!!!!

watty


Joined: 04/04/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
18/04/2008 10:53

Wynyardman

The old club you used has been knocked down also the sally army church as gone for a new tesco store, right in the middle of the high street,

The new club is fantastic must have cost at least a million daberooneys Sorry to hear about your problems I hope there resolved soon. As a black country lad I know you won't let them beat you down, keep your pecker up.



Which football team did you follow when in Cradley, baggies fan myself looks like we could be going up this year then will have more to talk about on the forum with the other footy lovers.



Keep smiling

peachy


Joined: 18/04/2008
Posts: 24

Message Posted:
19/04/2008 19:23

hi everyone lol hahahahahahah what a mess this page is lol karen and wayne own a bar in altinkaya at dogankoy....... nice couple

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
19/04/2008 19:45

Cooper.......Tommy Cooper, Just like that, no not like that like that

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
20/04/2008 00:48

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'my dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him ? 'well, 'says the vet, 'lets have a look at him' so he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth, finally he says' i'm going to have to put him down. what ? Because he's cross-eyed ? No because he is really heavy.



Just like that !!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
20/04/2008 01:02

Watty,



They have found Karen and Wayne!

Well i'll go to Brierley Hill!

According to Peachy They have a bar in Altankya Dogankoy.

We'll have to go and see them when we are over. Can you podge them a rug for the bar?

I'll bring the black pudding

Sorry not a big footy fan, although I went to see the baggies in my youth. Looks good for em!

Better than Spud1s lot. Management all under arrest. Bloomin Brummies!

wynyardman

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
20/04/2008 12:07

Did they finish the marathon and did Greg catch up with them !!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
20/04/2008 12:24

cooper,

They seem to have disappeared! "Just like that"

cooper(wynyardman)

hammer


Joined: 09/12/2007
Posts: 115

Message Posted:
20/04/2008 12:58

I am eating a marathon well snickers really but i cross this out on the wrapper and write marathon on it.we dont loike change do we. I am probably breaking a european graffiti law but hey i am a rebel.

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 09:15

Peachy

Karen and Wayne, USED to run the Altinkaya Residence Bar, have now left and looking for their next venture. Where ever it is, they make for v good hosts and know how to pull in the punters(If you can keep a bar packed night after night in the winter, then You've gotta be doing something right!!).

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 10:12

Thanks ttoli,



I can't believe it. Just found them and they've gone missing again.

Karen and Wayne....If you are reading this, how about opening a bar at Esentepe.?

Slippery little devils...Where are you? Have you been kidnapped? Please make yourself known.

What have we got to do to get infrastructure around Esentepe?



wynyardman

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 13:49

Is greg in the bath with the barmaids???

Robbie


Joined: 20/02/2008
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 13:54

No Gregs not in the bath he's eating a bar of snickers that used to be called a marathon

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 13:56

wheres the barmaid's??

Robbie


Joined: 20/02/2008
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 13:56

sorry i never read 61

AndyP



Joined: 18/04/2008
Posts: 517

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 14:10

Spoke to K & W last week. They are doing well and just taking some time out. They are looking at new ventures and I am sure that we will all hear about it when they know what they are doing.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 14:14

how are the barmaid's doing???

Robbie


Joined: 20/02/2008
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 14:46

Is there any spare ones or are you being greedy

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 16:00

barmaids or snickers????

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 16:09

which would you prefer????

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 16:28

at my age probably need the snickers first for an energy boost !!!!

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 21:05

Greg's out of the bath eating a snickers & the barmaids are out of the bath adjusting their knickers !!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
21/04/2008 22:33

Has Elvis got the tyre fitted yet, he's due on stage at the alzheimers bar?

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/04/2008 23:36

thought he was still working down the chip shop

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 00:57

Does Greg work there aswell ?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 11:34

Dont call me a aswell !!!!

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 12:06

Elvis has fitted the tyre and served the chips just wish he would crack on with my apartment ?

kaz13


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 157

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 15:52

hello all , what am i going to do with you all , i think i better put you all out off your mizzerie , and let you no the truth , i was just having a bath and wayne has run the marothon haha , no really we left the bar because as per usual we wasnt getting payed enough , so we are just having a little rest at the moment so if anyone wants a drink , you will have to come around our house and join us around the pool for a drink , you are all welcome cheers xxx

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 17:52

Will Elvis & Tommy Cooper be there.

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 18:01

No, but the Barmaids will

kaz13


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 157

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 18:03

ok then elvis can come

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 18:11

Brilliant Kas,13



There are 81 of us.



By you two are slippery little devils! And Simbas is as bad.!



We really appreiciate FREE drinks at your place, but what we really want is unlimited drinks



at a bar of your choosing, good company, bon homie (but free) CREDIT



Can't wait to meet up with you both on your next venture. We've done our bit, to keep you



in the spotlight!



wynyardman

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
07/05/2008 20:45

Where are Karen & Wayne ?

billybob


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 576

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 10:20

One of the funniest threads ever

Where are you now

Have you opened up in Esentepe ? heard of a Karen there is it u

Did elvis and tommy cooper ever get together



he he he he he he

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 11:22

Still here..getting more confused by the minute !!!!

cypgab


Joined: 09/01/2010
Posts: 338

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 11:34

Puts arms in air and runs of screaming.....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 11:40

Did the bath water ever get changed?

billybob


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 576

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 11:42

confused.com

reality is just a figment of your imagination

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 16:53

no1, i think greg drank the bath water.

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 17:06

Hope he took the baby out first..........

johndp


Joined: 08/09/2009
Posts: 497

Message Posted:
20/11/2010 18:42

perish the thought he couldnt find the plug ))))) so ate the ba*y