Slipper one *Joke*

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 13:13

Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.



Mick says 'how you doin?'



Paddy says 'do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.'



Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters si tting on the bed.



He says 'your dads sent me up here to sleep with the both of you ' .



They say 'get away with ya.. Prove it.'



Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'



Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of f**king one?

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 14:36

Tiggy

Naughty but good

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 15:18

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that

'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking

Woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said,

'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray -up, Bitch'

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 15:45

Very funny guys, brought a smile to my day anyway.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 16:35

loved them both. thank you xxx