Donkey Cart

brod41


Joined: 29/09/2007
Posts: 26

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 13:33

My friend is selling a donkey cart fair condition good piece of garden furniture, offers ??? phone kev on 5338483524.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 14:02

wyn might be interested , but not for garden furniture , eh wyn

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 14:06

hi brod41 sorry cant be of any help on that front, but if you get in contact with

wackyjim or wynyardman i believe they are into donkeys.???????

have a nice day.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 14:12

simbas dont get me started about that again..............

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 14:23

oh no jock1 , you are not going to pass on this one are you ?? we will see

regards , simbas

Chris


Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 16:02

Maybe this time the donkey can ride and Wyn can pull??



Chris

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 16:04

now thats a thought to savour chris !

Chris


Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 16:30

Hi Simbas



As long as the donkey doesnt barbeque him afterwards!!





LOL





Chris

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 18:31

Hi Simbas and Chris,



The (three legged) donkey was a cruel trick to play on an ageing person. I really wanted a taxi, thats all!



That wackyjim has a lot to answer for. I can see how he tries to twist his way into Simbas



affections. You had better be careful Chris. No ladies are safe when hes about. He will try



to make asses of you! Jock his Manager cannot be trusted either. Its money, money, money



with those two. They will try and take you for a ride. They'll talk about the Orient Express but



you will end up in a mule train! I'm trying to keep them away from The Lady Wyn. They are



no respecters of age and vunerability! Poor thing! Beware ladies!





wyn

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 18:58

For all your airport transfers you can not go wrong with that nce chap



Retiredtocyprus@hotmail.com



0161 408 5923



He is such a diamond geezer 4 or 6 seater vehicle available also a g/c number so you can call him at larnaca should you be delayed with the luggage.

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 19:12

Wyn,Wyn oh Wyn.....



How could you say such dreadful things about Jock and I...we are the pillars of this board.. nay... we are more than that we are its heart and soul and our kindness offered you on your recent visit and then vilified was appalling



Now as for your silly inferiority complex!!!!! words cant convey my my dismay....Pat ( Simbas to you) and I go back a long way and her affections for me are completely understandable but every time we speak it obviously drives you into a frenzied jealous rage... you must learn to control yourself...long deep breathes and a gentle head massage from the good Lady Wyn should help.



Chris

Don't you be listening to old Wyndbag both Jock and I are completely safe to be with...we have even manged to control our minor bad habits and excess body hair growth with medication during the period of the full moon...so just relax!!



Jim

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 01:36

Wackyjim,



You smooth talking old devil. I am thinking of leaving the Lady Wyn safely incarcerated in the UK during my September visit, when I come over to sort you old rogues out. I was hoping a little parole, and fresh sea air, would have been good for her, but even someone with her manic suicidal tendancies would not be safe around you two. The poor soul will have to remain, slammed up!



Have you no shame man? Oh shut up, and comb your face!



Simbas/Chris.........Be afraid, be very very afraid! They never found Jock The Ripper!



wyn

simma



Joined: 03/02/2008
Posts: 346

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 01:43

wyn you are mental!!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 01:52

simma,



Sir Wyn, if you dont mind. Have'nt I seen you on The Simpsons?



wynyardman

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 06:56

wyn its more like jock the stripper......

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 10:41

Jock,



I had heard that it was the" softest little thing", that had kept you out of The Strathclyde Girls

Pipe Band! Is this so?



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 11:20

not so wyn, im often asked when i wear the kilt," if anything is worn under your kilt" the reply no everything is in good working condition.............

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 11:28

if a little rusty.

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 11:40

Aye, nothing like a guid auld stereotype to accompany the Scots cringe.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 12:10

Jock and wackyjim,



I fear to think what you two are doing with your caebers! Is there no end to you?



At least I just sit there and nibble my scratchings!



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 12:11

pikey youv got to laugh..............

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 12:20

wyn i dont think it will be a problem regarding the cabers,im sure we will find something else to toss..........

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 13:26

Jock



Your right...trouble is I need two hands to grip the caber which might just get old Wynbags inferiority complex going again!!!!!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 13:28

jim the way things are going i am begining to wonder if wyn will turn up on the night.



jock

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 13:50

Jock,



I wouldn't miss this for a fortune! An opportunity to settle this once and for all!



Get off your asses, put down your cabers, get your hands in your pockets (none of this...i've



forgotten to bring the key to my sporron) get some Efes on the bar, and us Brits will sort you



out. Brod 41..you are going to need that donkey cart, to take them home, when we've



finished with them. We can "toss" them in the cart! Pity about the donkey though!



wyn