Room 101

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 16:37

What five items would you put into Room 101????

berty



Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 216

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 17:28

garry glitter and his glitter band!

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 17:40

barrymore, glitter, jackson, winehouse,Jonathan King

kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 18:00

Keeping it "light" here...serious answers would be far too depressing and possibly controversial!



Big Brother in all its forms

Bank Charges

Kerry Katona and that idiot husband of hers

Mushrooms

Emails from Nigerians who want to give me millions of dollars



The list goes on and on...

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 18:03

1. Cling film - I can't stop it ending up in a ball

2. Bubble wrap - takes up a huge amount of time to squeeze all the bubbles

3. Small Calculators - my fingers are too fat to make this item useful

4. Buttons on jeans - too complicated and time consuming when I am in a rush

5. Plastic rulers - I have to bend them and one day I will take out an eye

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 18:17

1. Big Brother

2. Dancing on Ice

3.X Factor

4.Simmon Cowell

5.Simmon Cowell ( in case he escaped )

stevie-d

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 18:19

6. Forgot to mention my builder ( how silly of me )

stevie-d

Holly


Joined: 27/05/2008
Posts: 67

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 18:54

1. All reality programmes.

2. Rain (when it is to excess!)

3. Rulers (ditto chessman's reasons)

4. "from" & "to" figures in relation to whether it's a cost or a discount

5. Taxes.

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 19:11

campell thomas

eric seans

private pike

susanne

i don, t know anymore.

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 19:12

1. Richard & Judy



2. Satellite dishes



3. Selfish smokers



4. Ken Livingstone



5. ...and dare I say .. Paul McCartney

no1doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 19:15

Musin, 2 of them are the same person.

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 20:09

Actually, 3 of them are the same person!! LOL

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
20/08/2008 21:53

hi guys



three definites ,one maybe the jury,s still out on susanne.

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 00:54

Arsenal...either room 101 or back to Woolwich



Bureaucrats...the world over



Jobsworths...see above



McBroon...the one who has a go at other countries for being undemocratic



The Romans...what did they ever do for us?

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 01:32

Bendy buses



Cyclists



Bus Lanes



CCTV cameras



Motor Bikes driving down the lane I am driving up, bloody stupit

THOMAS


Joined: 27/01/2008
Posts: 28

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 01:46

EX WIVES

MOTHERS IN LAW

NARCOTICS

MOANING BRITS

EVERTON FC

kernowboy


Joined: 30/07/2008
Posts: 11

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 03:37

Politicians (home and abroad)

Abba songs

Rain (in England)

Overpaid premiership Footballers

Soaps



The list could go on and on,time for a grumpy old man thread.

jimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 08:45

1.Every copy of Come on Eileen by Dexy's

2.Every copy of Gold by Spandau

3.Davina McCall

4.Big Brother

5.Jonathan Ross

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 08:53

Brian Delaney

Brian Delaney

Brian Delaney

Brian Delaney

Brian Delaney

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 09:10

Katie B



ozzie b



Antonio the eletric snatcher



ignorant bar staff



the sod that pinched the tips from semena pool bar

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 11:22

jimmyG - Not Johnathan Ross please - he's my hero!! Maybe because we're from the same place!!

Chick-A-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 13:54

Littlenige that's funny!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 13:57

the sod that pinched the tips from semena pool bar,



Whats the story behind this?

Chick-A-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 13:59

Adolf Hitler

Fidel Castro

Robert Mugabe

Muammor Gadafi

Saddam Hussain

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 14:04

Gordon Brown

NC Estate Agents

NC advocates

Alastair Darling

Eastenders

Chick-A-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 15:41

Better still ....



Cherie Blair

The Orams

NC Advocates

NC Goverment

NC Estate Agents

jacktheladett


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 528

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 15:53

Not quite items, but nevertheless....



Cockroaches



All green/red/yellow pepper plants and seeds.



Tony Blackburn



All episodes of Little Britain



Anyone who had anything to do with the idea/production/casting/writing of that cringeingly awful programme, Last of the summer wine.

Chick-A-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:32

Now then compo .....

... nora .... straighten them stockings out !

stanley


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 17:22

air hand dryers in toilets

BBC prime constant repeats

speed camera by Oscars

rap music

rugby league

Susie


Joined: 06/06/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
27/08/2008 01:20

people who say 'almost exactly'

people who make hand gestures to indicate speech marks or inverted commas

people who use hand held phones when driving

people who say 'absolutely' every other word

people who drive aggresively



(i really am a 'people person' but have had a bad week!)

breezyboy


Joined: 14/05/2007
Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
27/08/2008 13:06

George W Bush

Any 4 other neanderthal primates to keep him company