Neg Nick "joke of the week"

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 05:42

I bought a little dog at the weekend.......



A Jack Russel...............





He's mostly black and brown with a little white area......................





I've decided to call him Coventry

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 08:25

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked... "How long before I can get a haircut?"



The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "A couple of hours."

The guy left.



A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked... "How long before I can get a haircut?"



The barber looked around at the shop and said, "I'm pretty busy about 3 hours."

The guy left.



A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked..."How long before I can get a haircut?"



The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half today."







The barber turned to his assistant and said.. "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy who just put his head around the door and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."



A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go?"



YOUR HOUSE...............

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 08:26

I was in the supermarket the other day pushing my trolley around when I collided with a young bloke pushing his trolley.



I said to the young man, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."



The young man says, "That's OK, it’s a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.



I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"



The young man says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"



I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's just look for yours." .....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 09:08

I don't have OCD...



I've stopped myself catching it by always washing my hands an even number of times.    

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 09:30

Morning Negative Nick, named your dog coventry????

Nothing to do with where you are living now ....couldnt help but noticed some members wanted you banned?????

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 10:06

mess 5 - bless you Hillary..................





twas a joke - lighten up love - will do wonders for you....................

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 10:21

Most things have "Positive" and "negative" elements...



Without the NEGATIVITY OF NICK...........



The Forum would be POSITIVELY dull................

mmmmmm



Joined: 19/12/2008
Posts: 8398

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 10:36

Sadly NN,



*YOU* appear to be the "joke of the week" as your telling non response to your msg 20 of this thread demonstrates:



http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/50101.asp



Msg 23-25 in case you overlooked them while you were posting your joke..

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 11:09

eh ?



i said all i wanted to say Mark



he's a mate of yours - so you are biast..



i'm a paying punter and Metasat did everything i wanted at a lower price, without the cocky atitude...............

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 15:57

Love ya jokes and posts Nick, keep on posting !!

mmmmmm



Joined: 19/12/2008
Posts: 8398

Message Posted:
24/11/2010 03:48

NN,



I respect Iceman because of his skill and integrity and 'cocky' is not a facet of his character I have seen..nor other installers, who he has helped.. I'd be proud if Iceman called me a mate..



Now, the reason you have "said all you want to say" - is because Iceman has shown on http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/50101.asp that you 'misrepresented' him and frankly - you made an ass of yourself ..



I sort of thought *we* were 'mates' - as every one knows you can't get on with every punter/supplier - but I KNOW Iceman and totally believe his account of events.. over yours ... you've not 'been straight' and got caught out..



Your jokes simply won't seem so funny, now ...VERY sad..