my dad used to say marriage is like a deck of cards

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 07:32

in the begining all you need are two hearts and a diamond . then near the end you will wish you had a f###ing club and a spade ..

yrret


Joined: 17/08/2010
Posts: 761

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 08:23

excellent!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 08:32

could be in line for a Neg Nick award....................

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 08:33

I rang the Council today to see if I could have a skip outside my house tomorrow.



The guy said "You can cartwheel around the block for all I care".

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 08:39

As a family we love gadgets, so I thought I would treat everyone:







I bought my eldest son an IPod, my younger sons got an IPhone each and I bought myself an IPad...........



but then I started to feel guilty so I bought my wife an IRon, and that's when it all kicked off....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 09:07

In planes why do they tell you the temperature outside of the aircraft? If I'm honest, I never have any intentions of being outside of the plane, and if I somehow happened to be outside I don't think my

initial response would be "Hmm, it's a bit chilly out here."    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 09:09

My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her.... Or something like that.    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/11/2010 09:20

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is a woman.