50 things to do before you die

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:29

What do you want to do before you die?

Jayne


Joined: 01/12/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:32

Get my money back off the cowboy builders here who ripped us off and went bankrupt on us!!!!

authentichoccie


Joined: 09/01/2008
Posts: 481

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:47

Brad Pitt..........







Oh sorry you're asking WHAT you want to do before you die, thought it said WHO!!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:49

Jane.............naughty!!

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:51

Go to Graceland

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:52

Call for help !

Jayne


Joined: 01/12/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:52

Im with you on that one Jane, and also Kiefer Sutherland, David Beckham...........etc!!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:53

Get a message:Hi Mike,sorry so long in replying.I am very interested in you.

I am a millionairess nyphomaniac,30years old but love the more mature man.I appeared on page 3 of the sun.Now I want to settle down.Hope you are still free.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:54

Message 6.....Brilliant!

Jayne


Joined: 01/12/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:55

Love the reply Mike cheered me up!!!

authentichoccie


Joined: 09/01/2008
Posts: 481

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:55

Mike I think I got more chance of getting jiggy with Brad than you have getting that message!!!!

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:55

see Mike happy

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:57

kenny. Another cracker!

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:58

Well kenny if mike got his wish you would get yours

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:01

Bill- I know on the top of Jeans list is to go to Australia so I've booked a trip to Vienna but she does not seem all that happy about it, any ideas?

Paul

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:02

Hi kenny,I see you are divorced.Thanks for your good wishes all the time.......things are going great off forum.

And to Madmazz,this is not another attempt to hijack.

I'm going to put myself in Guido's window for a day in loin cloth..wanna come along!!!Lilli is that OK?

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:05

dont let him lilli, it will be like the january sales !!

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:05

Sales of rotten tomato's will rocket that day

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:07

Paul. Buy her a Rolf Harris CD - that'll turn her off of Australia!

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:09

Or remind her of how much of the wildlife kills you, looking in your bed your shoes your loo gets quite old.

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:10

I'll put it on the cd player & say "Can you guess what it is yet?"

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:12

Irishwrath,and a name like dave davis us celts must stick together.There's too many English here,and as in history,pick on us.

Cymru am byth

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:12

be careful you don't get a kick in the two little boys

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:21

My grandfather came to Belfast from Rhonda to work in the ship yard, I still have family there.

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:22

Finish a Rubiks Cube?



Make a perfect souffle?



Get my Kochan?



Set up my Dongle and Wi-Fi?



Work out what Michael Caine's 'great idea' was at the end of the Italian Job?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:23

Rob. Not a lot of people know that!

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:36

go clothes shopping with a woman & enjoy it !

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:38

That's stronging it a bit kenny!

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 16:41

got to set your sights high No !

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 17:30

To see Peace in the world.

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 17:34

Make wild passionate love to Antonio Banderas but please don't tell Kev

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 17:40

deecyprus4............he'll hear you screaming, won't he?

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 17:44

irishwrath

MSG 24.

Why are the family still livin' in the shipyard?



And before I die?

Get better.



Sir Skogs

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 18:06

Bungee jump at Bloukrans Bridge. The highest bungee point in the world. I'd have to wear bicycle clips on my trousers though!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 18:16

hi bill i would love to go the masked ball in vienna. 2 peace in the world. 3 make a decent living here in cyprus.4. get the money back like everyone else from thee crooks who robbed us here.5. meet most of the board memberes. msg to mike and kenny you can sit in our window anytime. i will arrange an orderly que.

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 18:18

No1..without doubt and moaning and groaning, it will be worse than our lilli in the big brother house

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 18:18

No1

And brown trousers.

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 18:20

No 1

think i might need bicycle clips on various other places !!!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 18:45

You are right kenny. Perhaps one of those all in one wet suits would be appropriate attire

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 19:02

Put clean underwear on.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 19:13

Msg 32,



Probably hear Banderas screaming...



Dee! It was a Joke Honest! A Joke, that's all!



Help, help, help.....

rsalih


Joined: 01/11/2008
Posts: 306

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 20:30

watch the Bucket List and see what they wanted. Although we have not the budget to do what they did. İt was a good film anyway

ian444


Joined: 14/01/2009
Posts: 71

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 23:27

message 25

hi

the writer of the italian job was on the radio in the Uk recently. There was an Job 2 script written.



The coaches were saved by ropes suspended by helicopters pulling them up.

The problem was the helicopters belonged to the italian mafia who promptly stole the gold.



the film was about Caine trying to getting the gold back

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 23:30

rob daily mailtoday has discovered what happens at the end no we are in no doubt. great movie xxx

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 23:32

sory ian didnt see your reply before my post xx great stoy though maybe another film xxbring back michael

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 23:49

My wife is a cousin of Michael Caine. Not a lot of people know that!

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 00:18

Things to do, ..well.. the first would be to stop hearing about mikelapta's boring quest to find a woman. give us a break man, pleeeese.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 01:01

LIVE !





Cooper

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 01:02

Get my PTP

delonghi


Joined: 13/09/2008
Posts: 30

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 03:47

Nothing at all. Done all I wanted to do long ago!

Contented, happy, satisfied.

magicart


Joined: 05/10/2008
Posts: 985

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 12:27

Want to die- owing my kids a £1million.



Message on my headstone-"Told you I didn't feel very well"

Chicken Run


Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 12:54

See West Ham win the premierleague... I'm only in my 30's so you never know!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 13:10

To Eager,

I'd like to see this man write something positive,and not be such a boring old fart.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 13:33

Eager Pack it in!!!!



Before I die I'd like to learn Turkish, without swallowing my own tongue in the process!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 19:31

merhaba,Britvic.moi aussie,tamam.thanks for your support.cari ti loads

xxxx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 19:45

Didn't understand most of that Mike, I'm sure it was nice though!



This is the second time I've had to tell eager off! LOL

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 19:46

see peace in the world

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 19:48

Britvic,it was all nice just like you

xx

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 19:53

Before I die I must clean out my garage but on second thoughts that will probably kill me !

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 20:05

LOL Turtle!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/01/2009 20:06

Turtle..that was funny!