Question for ukturk

legin


Joined: 15/11/2007
Posts: 105

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 10:28

Hi Ercan

Whilst in TRNC last week, i got talking to a mate of mine about this forum, and he thinks he knows you. Just to make sure he is right, I have to ask------------ Did you have an unfortunate incident with a donkey in Marjorca?



Best Regards

Nigel (Naci)

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 12:05

hi nigel

ive been to marjorca many times when i was younger and had many experiances with a lot of dogs if you know what i mean!!!! lol

but never a unfortunate incident with a donkey, you sure he is not talking about stickey vickey!!!! lol, whats your mates name and where is he from

not sure mate if he has mistaken me with another erkan

regards

erkan

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 12:22

sureley theres only one erkan."ONE UKTURK THERES ONLY ONE UK TURK"

legin


Joined: 15/11/2007
Posts: 105

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 12:53

Hi Erkan

His name is Huseyin Mertgil from Royal Crown Estates. The Ercan he was telling us about had a donkey fall off a hill through his car roof. Seventy or so stitches and the car a wreck. I have never laughed so much since grandma got her left tit stuck in the mangle!!!!! I suppose i'm releived it's not you mate!



Regards



Naci

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 13:03

you are right mate

there is only one 'uk erk the turk' im the one and only original all the other ukturk's are fakes!!!! LOL

regards

ukturk a.k.a erk the turk - do not fear erkan is hear and if anyone can erkan can

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 13:37

hi legin

thank god it was not me!!! i tell you something if a donkey fell on the roof of my car it would not be me who would need the seventy or so stitches lol



that does remind me thou of when i was living in egypt for a year, i had invited my mates to come over and i took them to see the pyramids and we all had pics done with us on camels, i was the only one who did not have a rider with me, when we was having the pics done i had raised the whip acting like i was lawerence of arabia the camel took on look at the whip and then me and shot of in to the sahara desert after around ten minutes of hell in the desert i was rescued by a local who spoke to the camel in some sort of camel dialect to stop but that was the least of my problems all my thighs and legs had friction burns cos they dont use saddles just carpet to sit on and i only had a pair of shorts on and i lost my flip flops too, and to add insult to injury they tried to charge me for the excursion bloody cheek of it!!!!!

regards

ukturk

dy1259


Joined: 10/08/2007
Posts: 357

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 14:41

Hi Erkan,

The camel story - funny but poor you. Did you pay up? LOL.

You know that mobile tracker website? Well, I sent it to my cousin and her husband's in trouble now.



Donna

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 14:59

hi donna

i know its funny now but at the time it was painfull and no i did not pay for the camel to take me into the sahara desert i should have charged him for showing the camel a good time and for untold tubes of savlon i had to use for a week after lol

oh my god what have i done to your cousins relationship please say im sorry and i did not mean to cause any harm!!! lol

warm regards

erkan

dy1259


Joined: 10/08/2007
Posts: 357

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 15:15

Erkan,

Yep, divorce proceedings this very minute. LOL. Kidding. But..I really believed it. My son's lost his mobile phone and when I saw that website, I thought brilliant and timely....I should have known!

Donna

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
15/12/2007 16:15

hi donna

you are not the only one belive me everybody has fallen for it!!!! lol

you should have know better even thou my posts are informative and help a lot of people you should know im a bit of a joker!!!!

warm regards

erkan