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karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
03/02/2009 23:23

A--Go to Pakistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, inernational law, or any of that nonsense

B--Once there demand that the local government pay you a good "living allowance" if you dont feel like working and provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

C--Demand that all the nurses and doctors be fluent in English and that all food in the hospitals be cooked according to your special requirements.

D--Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. and that they all be printed in English.

E--Procreate abundantly

F--Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, "Its a cultural thing you wouldnt understand."

G--Keep your original national identity strong, fly your previous countrys national flag from your rooftop or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper or on all of these things.

H--Speak only English at home and in public and make sure that your children do likewise.

TO BE CONT--

Macha


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 650

Message Posted:
03/02/2009 23:38

Amazing the amount of closet racist and xenophobic material circulates on the internet. Some people even send it on to others...

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
03/02/2009 23:40

I--Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

J--Demand a local drivers licence and a national insurance number equivalent.

K--This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

L--Drive around with no motor tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

M--Insist that the local countrys law enforcement agency teached all its officers English.

N--Organise protest marches against your host country inciting violence against non whites, non christians and the government that let you in.



Good luck! But i think you will soon be dead.



It could never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country for that matter) except the UK, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft politically correct politicians who are to scared to offend anyone.

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
03/02/2009 23:45

Macha--- Its not supposed to be offensive , its supposed to be thought provoking, its all so ridiculious when you think about it !

Macha


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 650

Message Posted:
03/02/2009 23:55

Fair enough, but we know people try and get into the UK from the Third World rather than vice-versa. If the system existed and it meant a better life, I'd be doing the same. Maybe it's payback for all that was evil about the British Empire.



Either way, whenever I get one of these round robins I think to myself if I wanted to read that kind of thing I'd buy the Sun or the Daily Mail.