Do you know the answers?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 12:24

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 12:25

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

savannah


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 12:48

excellent post No1 you've got me thinking now

OLDGIRL



Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 118

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 13:21

Ahhhhhhh you are back with all your little quotes,I hope you are feeling better now.

My favourite one is the turtle and the time. x

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 13:29

Hi Pam. Feeling much better - not 100% but getting there!



I liked this one - If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

OLDGIRL



Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 118

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 13:40

Oh yes that is another thought Bill x.

mia100max


Joined: 19/03/2008
Posts: 404

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 15:50

Why do round pizzas always come in square boxes?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 16:34

Thats a good one mia100max.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 18:07

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes... why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Harlequin


Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 346

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 18:10

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 01:03

Who put the c..t in scunthorpe

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 01:16

Who put the P in alphabet soup?

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 01:19

If theres a fly and a flea on a dogs back - what time is it in China?

















Fly past flea of course