New Game -ASYLUM - Think we can join in ????

scotsguy


Joined: 17/09/2008
Posts: 249

Message Posted:
04/02/2009 15:45

WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE



Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.



Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting

competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house!

We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of

dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. Don't forget,

we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport

and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!



Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at

£180 a week.

A chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at

traffic lights.

This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one

of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.



No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic

password: 'ASYLUM