My Next Life

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 11:16

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend

several years enjoying your retirement and collecting retirement cheques.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged

keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like

conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!!!

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 11:31

Brilliant!!

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 11:42

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Doyen ?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 12:59

Did you see that film cronos?

OLDGIRL



Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 118

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 13:26

Another good one Bill agree with Puppy lover brill. x