Joke

wattys


Joined: 07/10/2008
Posts: 278

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 16:58

Man says to his wife.

Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm ?



She replies " I dont like ringing you at work

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 17:02

Wife asks her husband ,,

"Will you love me when I'm old" ..

Husband replies ..

"Get hold and I'll tell you"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 17:24

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 18:23

Marraige - it's the only union without a shop steward

wattys


Joined: 07/10/2008
Posts: 278

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 18:33

Wife said she will dance on my grave,



Told her i'm being buried at sea.

wattys


Joined: 07/10/2008
Posts: 278

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 18:44

After 28 years together my missus still gets upset when i use her toothbrush



I told her if you know a better way to get dog pooh off the bottom of trainers, I'm all ears.

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
05/02/2009 19:02

My wife says I know nothing about her after all these years I never listen to anything she says, I said "I do"



She said ok then " what is my favourite flower "



" Self raising " I shouted quick as a flash.

ataturk


Joined: 09/09/2008
Posts: 712

Message Posted:
06/02/2009 10:45

Someone asked me the other day if i talk to the missus when we are having sex, I said i do if theres a phone handy