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batterboy58
Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 15:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| How many Estate Agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer = 2
1 to hold the bulb and another to convince you it's a chandelier. |
batterboy58
Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 15:17 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WO |
Kitty Kat Jac
Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 230
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 15:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| Harsh batterboy Harsh, ill have you know its not any light bulb, its a brighter economic light bulb that will outstand any power cut and guarantees to cut your energy bills by an estimated 40% by the year 2012. |
Steve1953
Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 15:43 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| How many irishman does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer : 5
- one to hold the bulb and 4 to turn him round |
Lemtich
Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 15:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| How many dyslexics does it make to change a lightbulb?
Lem |
batterboy58
Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 16:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| Is it WTO. |
batterboy58
Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442
Message Posted:
07/02/2009 16:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it
a surprising twist at the end. |
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