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No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/02/2009 10:00

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was

still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,

she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care

of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and

exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,

'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests..

Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off

his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her

mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go

upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/02/2009 10:00

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and

on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she

ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's only got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said,

'Stay here and stir the pasta.'

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
12/02/2009 10:09

Brilliant.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/02/2009 17:49

A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.



They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.



"What happened?" she asks.



"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."