Dodger

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 21:04

Spoke to the "big stag" today and he is on the mend and will be released from prison on Tuesday,

Paul.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 21:05

Sorry make that Monday,extra day for good behaviour.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 21:38

Will he be able to cope with his freedom?

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 21:43

You sure his not pulling the wool over the wardens eyes. Is he really ready Paul? He can talk a good game that boy.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 21:46

I agree Mark, he's a bit Dodgy to say the least. ))

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 21:58

Paul, if I were you I would distance myself from Dodger - he'll get you in trouble! ))

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 22:15

Free the Cyprus44 1!

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 22:48

msge 6



I agree Bill. He has to stop being responsible for him

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 23:20

Mark, anyone would think they were related! )

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
13/02/2009 23:27

Say hello to "the Dodge" for me Paul.



Is he going to be sharing with you again? !

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 00:08

Its the Stags coming out party.......................and he will be acting like a stag

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 19:22

Cheers guys and gals,

I will pass on your good wishes and watch my back in the process,

Paul.

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 19:31

Paul, I saw dodger hanging around this forum earlier. Not sure what his game is

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 19:36

Mark,

He must be tuned in from his cell,

Paul.

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 19:41

Paul

I reckon he has been given special privelidges. Not sure how he has earned that. He has probbaly got the guards wrapped round his fingers.

I wonder what else he has managed to get?



Mark

lovelife


Joined: 07/07/2007
Posts: 231

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 20:29

He will need some sunshine to get rid of that prison pallor, have the media been alerted or will he be leaving quietly via the back door?

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 20:37

Knowing our dodge he will be leaving through the front door wit a swagger in his step.After all he was innocent,

Paul.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 21:03

Will he be writing a book, or posting details of his absence on here?

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 21:07

Doy,

If he does will he be banned

Tatlisu4me


Joined: 26/01/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 21:29

He was seen at Bramhall Lane to-day reports said.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 03:16

Tats,

"Bramhall" shame on you,lol

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 03:25

Illsborough.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 03:27

10 a.m. Monday the 16th of Feb is the official release date of Dodge.Stand by your beds.

Izzet



Joined: 01/12/2006
Posts: 920

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 04:27

dodger and newland are same people.



newlad - pls use just one account. i don't get it.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 08:55

Izzet,

It's a Hull thing..

It comes from having two Rugby teams, and wanting them both to be 'tops'

They (or should I say 'We' - even though I escaped years ago) have to invent imaginary friends, 'cos no one else will talk to 'em!

Keith.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 09:17

Izzet,



You have no idea what you are typing about!



Take Dodger away and Newlad will be all alone. They are Siamese twins!



Get back to moderating and stuff like that.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 12:36

Keith,

Stop talking twaddle why would i want our black and white friends to do well.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 13:05

friends, eh?

says it all...

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
15/02/2009 18:09

Softlad, it must have been Bramhall Lane dodge was seen at cos all the "wrong uns" end up there !

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 01:13

Keith,

Never forget your roots.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 01:33

Night niight Dodge see you in morning.

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 13:04

Izzet,

What is there to get, its just funny, I remember the site wouldnt let Paul log on as dodger and so he created an alter ego called Newlad. It was not done underhand, or to deceive anyone (theres a photo of Paul on each profile) he hasnt done it to cause any trouble. Its just Funny!!

I know you've had trouble in the past but to be honest I think youve got bigger fish to fry.



Jamesb

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 19:26

Is he ready for his release tomorrow Paul? Do you think he is going to behave or run amok?

He has such a sweet face but behind that smile lies................. well I just can't say it.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 19:59

we have the welcome commitee waiting. xxx

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 20:32

Hi all,

Great to be back and dont worry you wont be seeing that newlad character on here again.



James,

You explain in mess 32 exactly as it happened.Nothing sinister was ever meant by having two avatars.It was a tad strong to receive a months ban for something that was out of my control.



Keith,

Mess 25 if i have offended you in anyway then accept my apologies.



All,

Great to be back and night,night god bless to Newlad.



"when the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band"

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 20:40

welcome back but i will miss newlad. new found freedom now xxx

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 20:53

Welcome back Dodge great to see you, did they go easy on you inside, I remember the film Scum, were you a Daddy or one of those pretty boys on gardening duty?.

Sounds like you didn't miss much at Odsal yesterday.



Jamesb

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 21:06

Welcome back Dodge. Is Newlad leaving now to do his time? ))

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 21:50

Dodger,

Offend?

You'd have to try a lot harder than that!

Take care.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 22:04

Welcome home dodger, the porridge must have done you the world of good you look a newlad !



Cooper

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
16/02/2009 22:46

Cheers Keith no hard feelings.

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 18:58

Cooper,

Cant beat having your oats regular,

Paul.

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 18:59

dodger...if you mean in prison , I'll pass thanks !

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 23:33

Dodger....welcome back from your enforced exile on Izzet Island......I heard that the "wynstar" was taking over your old cell. How is he ? how long has he got ?

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
18/02/2009 00:01

Statistics say that people who have been inside re-offend very quickly ?



Behave dodge

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
18/02/2009 00:48

Tats,

Only out on parole complete with tag so on best behaviour.



Tiggy,

Dont think Wyn is banned just not posting anymore,

Paul.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
18/02/2009 18:02

Dodger that is a Shame.



Never give in is my motto.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/02/2009 18:05

You do the crime - you do the time!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
18/02/2009 18:57

Doy,

What was the crime (wyn)

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
19/02/2009 21:11

Come on Doy answer to mess 49

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/02/2009 21:44

I dont know what the crime was. He was released from 'prison' so he must have commited a crime!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 16:21

Who Dodge or Wyn.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 16:27

Welcome back! I must say you look really well after your incarceration, must have treat you really well, did you get my letters, or did they keep them from you?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 16:28

Mess 52. Dodge. I did'nt know about Wyn either. Has he been sent to 'prison'?

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 16:38

Is wyn in Holme House (Prison) with G.J.R?

Tatlisu4me


Joined: 26/01/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 17:40

Just been working in London all week now that is like prison !



Anyone seen Newlad ?

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 17:54

I think Wyn gave up when the lunatics took over the asylum !

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 19:24

msge 56



I am becoming more concerened. What has happebed to Newlad? Doger returns and Newlad disapears. Is this just a coincidence?

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 19:38

Heard Newlad has Gone down with exhaustion. Dodger is nursing him as we speak, his nurses uniform is a little on the tight side!



Wyn is in the bed next to him on an Effes drip.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 19:44

There's a conspiracy theory in there somewhere

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:09

Hi Patrick



I would have hoped that rehabilitation would have cured Dodgers cross dressing habit. Looks like it hasn't and he is up to his old tricks. I hope Newlad can find the strength to resist any passes he might make.



Sounds like Wyns in no fit state to help.

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
21/02/2009 13:45

Hi Mark,

Everything in the garden is rosy newlad is fully rehabilitated and living at a secret location and sends his regards.Wyn is fine and giving donkey rides on the beach at whitby,

Paul.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 13:48

Poor Wyn. giving a donkey's a ride must be bad for his back!



Heard Newlads new location is in Broadmoor, can anyone confirm?

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 21:41

Cant say Patrick its a secret.