Joke

magalan


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 227

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 13:52

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge

wall of clocks behind him.



He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'



St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'



Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'



'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that

she never told a lie.'



'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'



St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have

moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'



'Where's Gordon Brown ' s clock?' asked the man.



'Brown's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 14:21

Very good..

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 14:23

Very true....... maybe

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 14:26

Magalan. GoodJoke. )))

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 15:22

Filth, im aghast............

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
14/02/2009 15:56

Was the clock bare faced