Railway station bans kissing

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 12:42

Had to post this one, on MSN news page. If I stop laughing I may think of an appropriate comment!!



A No Kissing sign has been unveiled at a railway station in a bid to cut delays.

The sign was placed by rail bosses at the passenger drop-off point at Warrington Bank Quay station in Warrington, Cheshire.



Virgin Rail, which runs the station, says if passengers want to share an embrace before they part company, their loved ones should pay to park their cars nearby.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 12:47

WHAT NEXT, ban the smoking and now we cant kiss,

your so right its laughable

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 12:56

Chance would be a fine thing xxx

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 12:58

warrants a protest, perhaps a 'love in' in the car park. what prats!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 13:02

Its another rule, to dominate us to obey they say jump and we do it.

Maybe next it will be if your old and feeble stay behind otheriwse you will be holding everyone up. **Prats** is too nice a word

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 13:19

too Right mate..my last kiss took an Hour.and would rather pay carpark then take a chance any place else.then pay the Tow and compound charge.even a kiss is not Free if you think about it.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 13:22

I'm glad they've banned it. Where will it all lead to. Next thing you know they'll be writhing on the platform...............

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 14:02

does it apply to same sex kissing as well coz I think that should be banned everywhere in public

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 14:10

But I always kiss the same sex!



Females!



Rob

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 14:12

hopefully only human ones though otherwise you may need some treatment

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 14:20

There used to be a sign on Settle station saying ' Dont stand too close to the edge of the platform or you may get sucked off'!!!!!

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 14:22

Form an orderly queue please!

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 20:14

hi smithy, i think it's quite reasonable to ban smoking and kissing on the station

platform.can you not imagine the pain it would cause when two lips kiss, with a cigarette in their mouth's,or is it just a burning desire.if you were going to kiss some one you should at least remove your cigarette first.as its only polite to do so.xx

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 20:16

Cruggs

I must remember to do that, I know we like hot lips but thats taking it too far, thanks for reminding me

smithy

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 20:47

msg 11 cmon traiiiiiiiiin ?

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 20:52

did it so no tonges!

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 23:27

Only the train is allowed to go all the way!!

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 23:34

The ban is outside the station at the dropping off point, the taxi drivers have made the complaint because they can't move off quick enough, there is just about enough room for 4 cars and no parking around there except the station cark park which is expensive if you can get on it. No free parking in this town I live 5 miles away but never shop there.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 23:36

Whatever happened to platform tickets that allowed you and your girlfriend (or boyfriend, delete as applicable) to spend a few cosy hours in the waiting before having to walk home?

AJ

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
17/02/2009 23:43

A No Passengers sign has been unveiled at a railway station in a bid to cut delays.



The sign was placed by rail bosses at the passenger drop-off point at Warrington Bank Quay station in Warrington, Cheshire.



A Spokesman said, this way we don't have tiresome people wanting the trains to stop at the station so they can get off or get on.



Virgin Rail said it was a new initiative to improve efficiency of their rail service.



They also said they were considering banning all passengers from their services as this would decrease journey times, improve network efficency and as a result, increase their Rail subsidy from the Government.



Lem

TimothyCadman


Joined: 13/12/2007
Posts: 1040

Message Posted:
18/02/2009 19:39

Chiltern Trains is now ENCOURAGING people to kiss in train stations!



http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html