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negativenick


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 13:26

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How to make a small fortune in the TRNC.....



Start with a large fortune, then pay £300,000 for the LEASE of this restaurant and hey presto......





http://www.iansmithestate.com/Property.aspx?Ref=G354





Just think of the fun you'll have on the way too !









Nick



spangles


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 13:46

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Go on Nick, its a beautiful place. Maybe Gary Monger will go halves with you.



King Neptune


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19/02/2009 13:55

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Can't see how you can go wrong !!!!!



No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 14:04

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Gary Mongers missus can't cook (so I've heard!)



dodger



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19/02/2009 14:04

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testin,testing.



negativenick


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 14:09

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Mrs "M" is a terrible cook - she nearly killed her sister once with a home made cornish pastie...





Nick



spider


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 14:11

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what would you bring in a month,300ytl!!



No1Doyen


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19/02/2009 14:16

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Nick, what did she do - hit her over the head with it? )))



negativenick


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19/02/2009 14:16

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if you converted the £300k into TL and bunged it on deposit, you'd be looking at the neck end of 10,000 TL interest per month....



Wonder how much net profit per month you'd get by running the restaurant after the gov't had taxed the living daylights out of you ??





Nick



kelvin


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 14:43

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would it be worth it if it were freehold?



spider


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Message Posted:
19/02/2009 15:07

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another high steet Charity shop.!! perhaps for KAR.saw someone with my old clothes on the other day.thought its me brother walking along..



No1Doyen


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19/02/2009 15:11

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spider - It could have been Gary Monger!



spider


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19/02/2009 16:33

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am sure it wer't Ronnie Biggs.to tall..



negativenick


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19/02/2009 19:14

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not even Garry Monger would be daft enough to buy that place....



he thought of Mrs "M" being in charge of the catering makes me shudder !





Nick



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