Boy Marries Dog

No1Doyen


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20/02/2009 11:08

An infant boy was married off to his neighbours' dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

Around 150 tribes people performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.

The Munda tribe see such a growth in young children as a bad omen and believe it makes them prone to attacks by tigers and another animals. The tribal god will bless the child and ward off evil spirits after the marriage.

"We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us," the boy's father. The groom, Sagula, was carried by his family in procession to the village temple, where a priest solemnised the marriage between Sagula and his bride Jyoti by chanting Sanskrit hymns, a witness said.

Would you marry a dog? Or do you know anyone married to a dog?

fire starter


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:11

it would have to be a pedigree,lol.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:12

That's funny fire starter )))

Hippo


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:14

No comment

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:14

I see where you're coming from Hippo...

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:17

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2242022.ece



She must be BARKING

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:30

I wonder if she was 'Ruff' with him ))

fire starter


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 11:31

thats disgusting nige!



i love my dogs, they are like my kids, how could you love them in a sexual way?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 12:59

I've just seen a lovely Rottweiler - it was making eyes at me. )

cronos


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:02

Remember....a dog is for life...not just for the honeymoon !

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:12

you are right again cronos.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:19

There are three dogs waiting to see the vet a terrier a toy poodle and a great dane. The poodle asks the terrier what he’s in for and the terrier says "I was doing fine with my owners until the baby came and they stoped even looking at me. I got mad and bit the baby. So there puting me down.

The terrier then asks the poodle what she’s in for and the poodle says "Im just getting old and mean. I bite when ever i can so there puting me down.

The terrier and the poodle then ask the great dane why he’s here and he says "I live with a beautiful super model who walk around the house naked alot. One day she dropped something and bent down to get it. I was right behind her and I could not stop myself. I jumped up on her and humped her like there was no tomorrow.

The terrier then says "so she’s puting you down" and hangs his head in sadness. The great dane replys "No I’m just here to have my nails clipped.

BillyB


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:20

My wife acts like a rabid pit bull terrier at times. Actually it happens every month.

Coachie



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:32

cronus ..Nice one..

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:32

G'Morning Coachie, just got up?

spider


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 13:52

seen a lot with Bulldogs on there arms walking the street,never get the last say...and saw one the other day with a Grayhound,running its mouth off.

dont know why these men walk them at all.leave the blitters at home,

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 15:47

Apparently the Boy is filing for divorce. He's seen a nice horse he fancies )

Mr Vince


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 15:53

I have dated a few "Howlers" and they were "Ruff". Some mates used to have a competition as to who could end an evening with the biggest "Dog" in the dancing. HOWL.



How low can you get?.......a Chiwawa(SPELLING)

spider


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 15:58

go for a Sausage dog.more meaty matie,try a little sauce onit.hot.!!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 16:32

Well you know what they say....It's a Dog's Life!

mikelapta



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 17:19

Hope for me then.!!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 17:21

See Mike. Everything comes to those who wait. Go and get yourself a lead and you'll be ready! ))

cronos


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 17:21

Plenty of strays needing affection,Mike....take your pick !

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 17:30

Make sure they have their nails cut short. )

spider


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 18:00

and keep that Tail out the way.man.

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 18:26

this all sounds a bit " woof " to me

snakes



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 19:56

i knew a doubtful shepherd who kept mountin goats !! but i dont think he'd marry any of them !!

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:04

I used to be a weir wolf but I am all right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mindy



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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:33

Bloke goes to buy a talking dog, dog looks at him and says "Alright mate"

the guy says, "bloody hell, seen it all now" dog says....I've won Crufts 5 times. been on TV.... in films... sniffed out explosives in Iraq and run 8 marathons.

Guy says to owner..... "Why you selling him then" owner says.......



Cos he is a lying b#####d ......

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 21:12

That's a 'ruff' joke )))))))

spider


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 22:40

my legs are going all over the place,yet again........

and i have to crawl ta me bed soon....

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 22:43

Spider. You been on the light ale?

spider


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Message Posted:
20/02/2009 23:28

just a light refreshment..with milk. thats me..love me T.

Dusterbruce


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Message Posted:
21/02/2009 00:29

A dog is for life, not just for Friday night.

denizkisi


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Message Posted:
21/02/2009 10:43

Mindy message 29:



Definitely a male dog eh? !!!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
21/02/2009 17:01

Message 34 - funny!! )))

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
21/02/2009 17:08

RE THE ARTICLE IN THE SUN IF IT HAD BEEN ABITH WOULD SHE HAVE BEEN A LESBIEN OR A DYKE ?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
21/02/2009 20:54

Not sure Nige. I suppose either way it wouldn't matter. ))