It is good to share

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:01

*Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of



**'ASYLUM'**





**Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: ** **HIJACK AN AIRLINER**and win**A COUNCIL (STATE) HOUSE!**





*We've already **given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, **courtesy of our sponsor, **The British Taxpayer.*





*And don't forget, we're now *the fastest growing game on the planet.*



*Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, **and you only need one word of English:*







*'ASYLUM'*







*Prizes include all-expenses- paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at **£180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.*





*This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. **No application ever refused - **reasonable or unreasonable. **All you have to do is destroy

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:03

sounds like a sex pistols song ??

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:27

you so funny,and cleaver to nige..wish i knew how to do that....wwwwwww....

and all that...



hove you done crop circles at home with a tractor before.!!!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:33

sorry Nige - thought you were advertising for a Taxi Share.....





Nick

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:34

lol do but what the heck I am game for owt these days even paying through the nose in taxes here in trnc

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 20:55

Don't mind me asking Nige, but why should you care who gets into the UK - you've left haven't you??

I think your post is quite racist and if you were from a war torn country where torture & starvation is the norm you'd be queuing up to play 'Asylum' yourself!

Maggie

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 21:00

well Maggie&Bernie you are entitled to your opinion how many people going to the uk are from " war torn " countries and how many are just wanting to milk the system ?



Uk government can not tell you coz the system has gone tits up

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 21:44

You really are a smooth talker Nige

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/02/2009 22:09

Taxi anyone ?



Nick

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
21/02/2009 08:35

i know loads of people here, who are still using the uk system for benefits and health treatment.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/02/2009

Not for much longer fire starter.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 00:09

I totally agree with your views Nige and no your not racist IMO.

Turkey take note, join and you too will have all these ridiculous human rights mamby pamby crappy rules forced on you.

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 10:01

i was shocked recently when a tc friend visited and told me she and her london tc friend went to the uk.

not for a holiday.

the london tc went for hospital treatment even though she lives here fulltime!

another couple i know claim disabiltiy benefits from the uk, and have been doing for a good few years.

the uk needs to get behind people and get some sort of control.

throstle


Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 84

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 10:59

LittleNige

I have a great plan

Sell up in UK, move to TRNC (cant actually move into villa, 3years and concrete foundations must be cured by now) and put any money in TRNC bank

After 6 months fly back to UK and state we were a persecuted minority in TRNC

No money, no home and wasnt wanted

Do we qualify for the game ?

Throstle4eva

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 11:06

oh yea throstle I have thought of that one, wonder if we could go back claim asylum as we would not be given money to start schools to teach english values the government discriminates against us and will not publish everything in english so we are disadvantaged.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 11:07

Just for you nick You seem to have an eye on THE MARKET



TAXI drivers caught plying for hire in Burnley town centre are appearing in court.

Nine drivers were prosecuted for a variety of offences including plying for hire, having no insurance and failing to wear their driver's badge. Drivers who have been convicted have been fined as much as £700 and given eight penalty points.



Nisar Ahmed (57), of Westmoreland Street, Nelson, and Javed Ahmad Shinwari (39), New Hall Street, Burnley, were brought before court after plying for hire and failing to wear a badge. Ahmed was fined £300 while Shinwari was fined £250 and given eight points.



Zahid Javed (35), of Acre Street, Burnley, Khalid Mahmood (45), of Newlands Court, Wakefield, and Abid Iqbal, (45), of Westmoreland Street, Nelson, appeared in court on counts of plying for hire, having no insurance and failing to wear badge. Javed was fined £715 and was given eight penalty points as was Mahmood, who must pay a £330 fine. Iqbal was f

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 11:09

friend last year went back and tried that lark...left money here well invest......

thaught would try luck with benifits.house,rent paid....treated like Alians;;;;;

had a hell of a job...all sorted after a while..and with the interst fly all over the world now twic a year...no point in staying here had a taste of it..........always move on again when ready.and keep the place at home...thats 1 like the others Milking....

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 11:12

Nige...msg 16

I know where you are coming from...and I'm not being obtuse...but I would be interested to know what you mean by "English values".