a true friend

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
11/01/2008 14:17

defination of true friendship

1 / when you are sad - i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b-----d who made you sad .

2 / when you are blue - i will try and dislodge whatever is choking you

3 / when you smile - i will know you've finally had sex

4 / when you are scared - i will wind you up about it every chance i get

5 / when you are worried - i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to stop whining

6 / when you are confused - i will use little words

7 / when you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again , i dont want whatever you have

8 / when you fall - i will point derisively and laugh at your embarrassment



this is my oath ---- i pledge it till the end . why , you ask ? because you are my friend

regards simbas

panhandler


Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 74

Message Posted:
11/01/2008 23:12

Simbas

Remeber UV lamps are for the tan, and not to harvest your crop !

Mind you I guess from some of your posts the final produce is pretty potent !



Regards

Pan