FOOTBALL HATERS FORUM

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
11/01/2008 22:48

I would much rather be doing something useful



Relaxing by the pool

Splashing around in the sea





Am I the only man in the world that hates football?

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
11/01/2008 23:16

Looking at your picture I have doubts ref your manhood,-------------------- jesting of course!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
11/01/2008 23:39

I was waiting for that one, left myself wide open didn't I

No offence taken.

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
11/01/2008 23:40

My Dad always said I was 'strange'

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 02:47

I hate football!!!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 12:23

I hate the prima donnas in football.

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 14:38

I hate football and the loutishness that goes with it

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 21:24

Rather a sweeping generalisation if I do say so myself Tony!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 22:33

I also hate football. I find it really frustrating when in the UK because other half walks in the door and immediately goes to 401 and guess what, football every night. I love it when in Cyprus, no football - he goes to watch the local team instead - that I can cope with.



Karen

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 23:06

Just a personal opinion James.

Yobbish behaviour and the type of violence you can see at football events is one reason that I am escaping UK.

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 23:08

Women hate football because men pay more attention to the game than their significant other -- and rightfully so!

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
12/01/2008 23:27

My husband isnt bothered about football either!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 01:26

I really upset my neighbours the other year, they were in the back garden watching the world cup having a few beers. They were really noisy and getting on my nerves so I got the hover mower out and decided to cut my lawn.

irishvixen


Joined: 25/05/2007
Posts: 63

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 02:51

I also hate football, i would rather poke my fingers in my eyes than watch it !

put it all on its own sky channel, or better still its own satellite.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 07:57

i hate sport full stop , i have lived with three sports mad men { 2 sons and a husband } and they would watch it 24hrs if they could . Tim do you really think women hate sport because men pay more attention to it ? i personally think not . what do you think husbands credit cards are for ?

have a great sunday simbas

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 08:19

Simbas



Credit cards are designed to punish husbands who enjoy sports? Or...Sports are designed to punish women who desire credit cards over their husbands?



Anyone want to put the issue to a vote? (Not that either theory is right)

TonyH


Joined: 22/11/2007
Posts: 107

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 08:22

I believe if they showed more football on TV then it would give the people who dislike it the chance to appreciate the beautiful game and slowly grow to love it.



Perhaps women could play a greater role and offer advice on important matters such as colour coordination the teams wear and thus avoid any awful colour clashes. Also if they were to offer refreshing half time snacks for the supporters be it at the ground, or if their man is watching it at home, I'm sure it would be greatly appreciated.

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 10:27

SuntNMn,



Love the photo. My hero.



Steve

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 11:42

tim10 ummmmmmmm my experience is it's no great punishment to the men because they get to see their sport without a guilty conscience , and us girls , we get to spend their money without a guilty conscience i call that an ideal partnership [ we have been married for 35yrs ] perhaps the younger fraternity thinks differently. c'mon you youngsters what do you think ? [ help me out here ]

regards simbas

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 12:43

TonyH if my husband asked me for refreshing snacks during half time I think I would cut the electricity supply!!!! And who cares what colour they wear - perhaps they should go naked and then maybe more women might be interested (or not!)! LOL!

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 14:56

Boredhousewife,



This is where being smart comes in....I see all the matches at me brother-in-laws house. His wife is a mouse and does whatever she says when guests are over. I know that after guests leave she gives him hell for it! But that is his problem not mine. When my wife asked that I quite driving her sister mad with football parties in her livingroom I offered to host the parties in our house. From that moment on my wife is silent on the issue.



So let's see the scoreboard:



1 -- I'm happy

2 -- Me wife's happy

3 -- Me brother-in-law happy

4 -- Me sister-in-law unhappy



SCORE 3-1



That is a good football score!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 17:41

Steve

Hope you were referring to David, and not me.....people may get the wrong idea!!!



There's a Starman waiting in the sky...............

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 19:15

tim10 hope your sister-in-law does'nt read your post calling her a mouse or you wont be going there again to watch footy

regards simbas

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 19:42

Yes you are smart to watch them elsewhere! And I'm glad your wife has remained silent on the issue! Good for her! I guess its something your sister in law will have to put up with!!!

panhandler


Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 74

Message Posted:
13/01/2008 20:00

Football

On a local level, great stuff , support my local team every oppertunity, used to follow on a national level but unfortunately got bored, i wonder why !.



Premier league not much better, Politics, PR, Personal gain , players have no pride, over paid, thick, lazy,and in most cases get out played by there footballing wifes, in private and in the gutter press, shame but nevertheless true

Yes it was a beatifull game once apon a time

Pass me a tissue and the vioiin

Regards

Panhandler

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 16:03

Simbas,



My sister in law can not speak a word of English.

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 16:09

Boredhousewife,



Do you not understand why my wife keeps her trap shut? She also hates football! She practically throws me out of the house to her sister's to avoid hearing the flick machine howl with the greal ole sounds of ye footballers.



She hates me camping out in her sis flat, but even hates the good ole pitch more.



Anyway, my brother-in-law has a giant HD flat screen I envy. Great viewing, great brew and great game....if the sis-in-law suffers, let it be!



Long live Liverpool and long live the Queen. (Note who is mentioned first!)

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 16:51

Simbas



I see we're married same amount of years! As Keith doesn't watch football, I only recently learned the difference between rugby and football but I know that if I gave him the choice of shopping or football -he'd stay clued to the TV!!!



Regards

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 19:11

tim10 you are very naughty

TonyH


Joined: 22/11/2007
Posts: 107

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 21:24

Panhandler......interesting points. Some of my buddies back in the 'pool, Red and Blue supporters, have similiar views and now spend their hard earned cash watching Marine (non leauge football side) and enjoy every minute of it.



Sky changed football forever.

panhandler


Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 74

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 21:42

Yes indeed tony

Sky has a lot to answer for, including 'pay per view' sports and of course not forgetting that fantastic bit of reality TV 'footballers wifes' !.



Kind Regards

Panhandler

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 23:50

and also for changing the traditional saturday at 3 kick off time.the fa cup third round will never be the same (thats the b.b.c. though) noon kick offs on a saturday,having to get to london or manchester for midday,absoluteley crazy.gordies teesiders and wearsiders playing in london on a monday night,and getting back at 6a.m. the following day bloody telly.

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
25/05/2008 21:54

I still dislike football, but really ought to congratulate my home town team

DONCASTER ROVERS on their victory today.



It's .............. ONLY A GAME..............



Gooligan, I bet you're chuffed......did you get my email last week?

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
24/05/2009 23:54

Yet more football posts today.........

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how boring!!!!!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
24/05/2009 23:56

Who gives a ****

keithr


Joined: 20/08/2008
Posts: 720

Message Posted:
24/05/2009 23:59

The funniest thing for me is seeing fat,sweaty men wearing football club shirts.



Don't they realise how ridiculous they look ????

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 00:01

And thats the players!

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 00:03

And as for the pathetic supporters......... grown men painting their faces.....?????????

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 00:04

You wouldn't see me dead in make up

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 00:20

The only good thing about football is David Beckham's bum!!



DD

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 00:34

Behave DD thats being "Cheeky"

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 00:56

Well i'm sure there are many women on here that agree with me cooper!! phwoar!!



DD

CyprusChill


Joined: 08/05/2009
Posts: 666

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 04:12

and then you get to see your child playing. Awesome.

jesusjon



Joined: 03/08/2008
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 13:08

What about womens football?eh eh

ralfep



Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 13:33

I don't hate the sport but it has gotten out of hand over the past 2 decades.....

I remember when it was a MAN's sport "shoulder charges & sliding tackles" now if an opponant gets too close they fall on the floor crying!

Obscene amounts of money being exchanged for contracts, obscene amounts of wages being paid to players & the W.A.G.S - well that is a prompt for another topic...

22 men playing on a big lawn, kicking a bag of wind around - no longer my cup of tea....

Football - a gentleman's game - played by idiots

Rugby - an idiots game - played by gentlemen

Still do like to see England do well thought - & that's my humble oppinion.

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 14:36

Give me Rugby anyday.

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 20:54

Eager,

Would that be League or Union,

G.

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 21:09

Stop it, or I'll ask the thread to be changed to Football & Rugby haters forum.

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 21:36

How did yorkshire get on today (cricket) lol

suntanman



Joined: 18/04/2007
Posts: 721

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 21:42

greylag:



You're treading on thin ice.

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
25/05/2009 22:32

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Marc Bolan,lol

Sly1495


Joined: 17/08/2009
Posts: 53

Message Posted:
18/01/2010 20:27

if you hate football so much then stop moaning and ignore it and let the rest of us enjoy it (for those that do)