my joke of the month

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
26/02/2009 22:26

Once upon a time a beautiful princess happened on a frog.

The frog hopped onto her lap,and said:

Lady,I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.

One kiss from you,I will turn back into that dapper prince.Then we can

marry,live in yonder castle,where you can bear my children,feel forever

grateful,cook my meals.



That night,on a meal of sauteed frogs legs in a white wine sauce,the Princess

smiled and said

"I don't fu**ing think so!"

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
26/02/2009 22:56

is that a joke

redtom


Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 00:43

|Thats sh---t worse joke of the year

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 00:49

News flash due to the shortage of sperm the NHS is prepared to pay £60 per test tube. So come on guys that old sheet under the bed could be worth thousands..............

ripoffrock


Joined: 05/08/2008
Posts: 255

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 04:19

Yours might, sad git

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 08:16

don't worry mike you made me smile!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 11:12

Rose,thank you.Only a lady understands this joke!!



Mike

wattys


Joined: 07/10/2008
Posts: 278

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 13:22

An old man has to go to the doctors being hard of hearing he's wife gos with him.

The doctor asked the old man for a sample of sperm , urine, and poo, to which the old man said i can's hear what he says,



He's wife says give him your underpants

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 14:10

Mike

That was great made me laugh any way, some people have no sense of humour,

smithy

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 14:23

Thank you smithy,hope you are keeping well

Mike

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 14:35

Hi Mike

Not to bad getting washed away here, hairdresser is out of the question, we needed the rain but by god I wished it would stop, no car as let my son Jason borrow it while he is here, so either walking or taking shelter from the rain. You take care, hope the daffs are coming along god I miss them what a show they give.

sheila (smithy)

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 15:57

Hi smithy,disappointed with daffs so far.Think my ex gardener took them.

Got a nice show of tete a tete daffs which I brought with me and planted Sept.

Where there was a nice show last year,lots of leaves no flowers.

This time next year.......

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
27/02/2009 16:33

Hi Mike

With your green fingers I feel sure you will have a beautiful display, I was amazed when I went to pay my water bill they had large pots outside of tulips, first I've seen of them over here, must have my eyes tested. Lets hope next year you will have loads of daffs, and maybe I can have a couple for the vase,

sheila