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No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
27/02/2009 09:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
27/02/2009 09:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING? |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786
Message Posted:
27/02/2009 10:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| Poetry, ma, v erse................. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
27/02/2009 10:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| Jock, it could be worse! |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786
Message Posted:
27/02/2009 11:56 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| your right no1doyen.............. |
madmazz
Joined: 14/01/2009
Posts: 82
Message Posted:
28/02/2009 09:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| A dirty old man up in lapta
Moaned his sex life was just a closed chapter
his whining on-line was akin to a crime
now his hand it just hasta work fasta !! |
fire starter
Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401
Message Posted:
28/02/2009 11:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| funny madmazz
but becarefull this could get personal! |
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