Anyone seen ukturk ?

livethedream


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 10:50

Hi All



Getting a bit worried, no sign of ukturk for a few days? Anyone know what's happened to the great man?



ltd

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 10:53

Hi UKTUrk



Missing you loads and loads and loads



Milou

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 11:16

all a bit stange , the last time he went awol he promised to let us know if he was going to be away , hope he's ok

regards simbas

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 13:08

I heard he was snatched up my aliens!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 14:03

i hope this not going to be like, who shot jr

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 14:03

oh god forbid

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 14:14

UKTurk



OK! you can play with all my toys! Just come back!

grahamlil


Joined: 10/10/2007
Posts: 143

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 15:52

According to the daily sport he has just been spotted on a double decker bus with Elvis on the moon.



hope this helps



grahamlil

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 17:48

Article from South Cypriot paper today!





AP - (NICOSIA)



In a response to an apparent arial threat that crossed into Cyprus from the TRNC, Cypriot airforce figher jets downed a UK civilian wearing a jetpack.



"It appears that the civilian, known as UKTURK, lost his bearings and crossed over the border by accident. We were unable to make radio contact, and thus downed the suspicious flying object," noted Cypriot Air General Poppos Assos.



Assos went on to claim that the TRNC was at fault because it had not provided the Cypriot military warning that jetpacks were allowed in North Cyprus.



"Are pilots are kinda dim," Assos noted. "The Turkish military has the intention of making us look bad and that is exactly what happened."



The TRNC government replied that the "name of the Cypriot general gives away were he seems to have stuck his head".

grahamlil


Joined: 10/10/2007
Posts: 143

Message Posted:
14/01/2008 20:06

So if he had stuck to his own advice on what mobile network to use he might not have been shot down, must have been out of range!!!!!!



However Cypriot Air General Poppos Assos, was heard to say perhaps that will get those meddlesome Bas????? cyprus44 of our backs.



grahamlil

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 08:33

its been more than a few days now , i do really hope everything is ok with him , sent him an e-mail and he has'nt responded to that either

regards simbas

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 10:17

He did say a couple of weeks ago that he may not be able to spend time on the forum as he would be too busy.What about the other posts any sign of him on there.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 10:19

no , no sign of him anywhere

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 14:59

Everyone,

I have been in contact with the great man and he is fine just very buy at the moment.

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 15:27

Hulk



Thanks for the good news - I know we were all getting worried for a moment!



Regards

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 15:53

I knew you couldn't get the AP to report anything correct anyway....can't believe those lousy journalists!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
15/01/2008 20:37

No doubt he will make one of his grand entrances when we least expect it.I think he could be laying low until the second leg against arsenal when spurs progress to the final.

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 10:50

hi guys if anyone can erkan can and will!!!!

ım back!!!!!!!

did you all miss me, god knows what you lot would do without me!!!! lol

like some of you know, i have been busy at work so i have not really had the time to come on the forum, so i have not been flying on the moon with elvis lol, i have not been spying for the turks on the greek side even thou i wud love to!!! (tim i wud never get caught im too clever for them!!! lol)

plus i got to be honest aswell to you guys who know me, the forum has got a bit dry for me getting a bit bored of answering the same questions over and over again!!!!! because some people cant be bothered to look at previous posts and pages on the same subjects, plus i thought i would give other people the chance to answer on how and where to get blinds from lol, and progress on certain developments and most important that its raining in scotland and snowing timbuktu

anyways thanks to all of you for your concerns i bet i had u all worried that i have left you!!!!! and thanks to livingthedream for being so worried for me that she felt she had to start a thread in honour of me!!!! lol hows the weather luv hot and dry here at the moment!!!! lol

regards to all

ukturk (erkan)

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 11:25

He's alive -- Praise the Lord!

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 11:33

tim

dont praise the lord, praise the almighty ukturk lord of the forum!!!!! LOL

all hail do not fear erkan is here!!!!! lol

ukturk

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 12:49

Welcome back. Goodness knows what'll happen if you ever decide to take a long holiday

Karen

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 12:54

thanks karen

i know everbody started to worry, was getting loads of emails from everybody worried about me, it seems the forum cant do without me for a few days whats a bloke to do, shows some people do care ahh so sweet!!!! lol

regards

erkan

AbbyG


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 113

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 14:23

Hi Erkan, welcome back. It's been really weird reading all the newer threads and not seeing a post from you. It's not the same, that's for sure. I appreciate that you get a bit bored with the same old questions, but sometimes, even though I know the answers are probably all there SOMEWHERE, I am just as guilty about being too lazy to scroll back through all the pages to look for them!! It's easier to just ask, even though I know for some people it must be like "oh God, not THAT question again"!!! Anyway, as you can gather, we all miss you when you're not around ...

Abby

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 14:44

thanks abby

missed you to!!!! lol missed you all before you all start (well most of you!!! lol)

dont get me wrong i love helping people and posting adding my own twist of humor, it is not even being lazy because the same subject they are asking is sometimes even on the same page lets just put it down to inexperiance (putting it nicely)

thanks again for your kind words

warm regards

erkan

livethedream


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 16:07

Hi Erkan



Sooo glad your back on the forum - you certainly brighten it up. Very damp and gloomy in NC today. Sorry to hear you've been so busy - someone's gotta do it I suppose!!!



Welcome back - I win!



Karen

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 17:12

thank you karen

long time no hear where have you been!!!! good to hear i brighten everybody day up, yeah i have been really busy but still get harrased other ways!!!!! lol

take care

NO i win this time

erkan

livethedream


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 17:41

Understand what its like, sometimes you just want some peace and quiet.



Anyway, I win.

Karen

lovelife


Joined: 07/07/2007
Posts: 231

Message Posted:
16/01/2008 18:57

Welcome back I thought perhaps you were orbiting the earth looking to rescue people/countries etc and had caught your cape in one of those satelites up there and was stranded (only joking).



But, its nice to have familiar people back.

Apreciate you have been busy and cannot fit everything in, (know how it feels!)and yes some times some postings are repeated. I presume the box at the top of the page can be used for searching 44 or does it take people sraight into google?

There is also the popular posts people could try to see if anything has been written before.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 07:17

hi erkan , got us all going for a moment eh , nice to have you back , i do wholeheartedly agree with you , the same questions do arise time after time , i think that people should go through the posts before they ask for imfomation,i appreciate there lots of posts, but really if you are doing your research properly , you should put in the time as we have said so many times before ,research , research , research , its invaluable

kind regards pat

AbbyG


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 113

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 08:57

I would say, in my defence, if you don't have the luxury of unlimited time/access to the internet, you sometimes have to rely on the kindness of other people to offer you advice as quickly as possible. You simply don't have the time to search through old threads looking for what you want. I would LOVE to have the time to spend hours doing research, research, research. I would LOVE to have unlimited internet access to spend reading up about my favourite subject at the moment, which is North Cyprus, but alas I don't................ so I for one am very grateful to Erkan for his patience at answering boringly familiar questions, and to the many others who do so also.

Abby

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 09:49

i hear what you are saying abbg , and do appreciate your plight and luckily , yes i do have the luxury of unlimited time on my hands. please do not think i am unsympathic because i am not , but sometimes when the question comes up for about the 4th or 5th time you do think to yourself , oh no that one again . could there be a way of catagorising ? perhaps izzet could do something about it .what do you think ?

kind regards pat

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 10:31

hi guys

morning to you all thanks to you all for all your kind words i really apreciate it,

abby you dont have to defend yourself i understand that you dont have the unlimited internet time thats why you contacted me via email and i was more than happy to help and my problem is not directed at you more at the newbies who have the time because there is no excuse if these people who are emigrating to cyprus dont take the time to research and cypher thru pages and pages of info how do they expect to survive in cyprus

also its not just the repetitive questions that bug me its also the questions that get asked via email or this forum i.e whats the weather like in the north pole,whats the best toy shop to visit, wheres the best place to get english food from, how miles and how long does it take to get from one place to another using 40ytl worth of peterol!!!! LOL

there must be a way these general unimportant questions can be put into a certain catergory on this forum, and another thing that bugs me like i said i love helping people but when i take time out and reply to people's emails in a very detailed way i dont even receive a thanks and dont hear from them again that gets on my tits!!!!! (erkan is for life not just x-mas!!!! LOL) You know who you are!!!!

ok thats it ive waffled on to much but got everything off my chest!!!! lol

again thanks to everyone for their kind words and lets hope izzet sorts this problem out cos at the end of the day even thou northcyprusforum is more advanced the majority of people prefer cyprus44

good day to you all

ukturk (erkan)

AbbyG


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 113

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 13:18

I really miss my days when I worked at Cardiff University and had unlimited internet access. When I turned on my computer this morning at the office I had 60 minutes internet use only, and these are in 10 minute slots, after which time I have to log in again and start all over again. I spend most of my allotted time looking up info about NC, and it's not nearly enough. I cannot tell you how frustrating it is, and I do understand your comments are made to those who are just too lazy or don't know how to access the right pages of information they need. Anyway, enough already, I need to do some more research!!! My weekend starts in a couple of hours. Have a great weekend everyone, and just to let you all know I absolutely appreciate all the time everyone takes to respond to one of my threads.

Cheers, Abby