Go on Smile!

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 18:57

I've just been to the Gym to try out a new machine they have just installed.

I could only use it for half an hour then I had to stop because I felt sick..............

Its good though, it's got Kit Kats, crisps, Mars bars, Fizzy pop and everything!!!!!!!!!!

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 19:31

Amazing what they can put in gym machines, the next thing will be big white telephones with pen and paper.

Derek

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 20:33

just my sort of gym machine!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 21:07

look jamesb, i'm smiling ' can you see ?

have a good evening pat

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 22:08

I bet your always smiling Pat,

Have a nice evening too,

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 22:15

Big grin from me also as its friday tomorrow.

Tim10


Joined: 01/01/2008
Posts: 114

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 22:20

JamesB,



Sounds like the type of sports machine you need is a sofa with a flat screen tv located across the way.



Your exercise routine should be:



Sit up

Run to fridge

open fridge

take food

run to couch

sit

chew

swallow



and repeat 10 times.....





....then after the 10th time:



Head for the Holy Kazoo, cause the shit will be flying LOL!!!

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 22:23

I like the idea of the sofa and tv, but getting up for the food and drink myself seems like hard work! Anyway thats why I got married, you don't have a dog and bark yourself!!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 22:31

ouch JamesB...I felt the thump you got from your other half from here!



Karen

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
17/01/2008 23:13

Thats why women have small feet so that they can get nearer the cooker ha ha

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 13:02

dodger



And the kitchen sink lol

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 14:50

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares! What was she doing out of the kitchen ???

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 15:33

you are a dreadful lot

regards simbas

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 15:49

Remedy for women leaving the kitchen shorten the chain.

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 17:01

Most accidents happen at kitchen. And I have to eat most of them!

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 17:34

A golfer just about to take his shot at the tee, looked up to see a funeral passing.He stopped took off his hat and bowed his head until the funeral passed. His golf partner said that was a respectful thing to do.

The golfer said it seemed to be the rigth thing to do as I was married to her for thirty five years.

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 17:52

JamesB - that really did make me smile!!!!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 18:01

oh bhw , dont encourage him please , but he does seem to be on a roll

regards pat

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 19:53

It does make a nice change though when someone makes you smile!!! - especially with the weather in the UK being sooooooooo awful! I think we might need to buy a boat soon if it carries on raining!

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 20:20

How many men does it take to mop a floor



None because its a womans job.

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 20:27

Nice one Paul,



Thank you ladies,



Just to even things up, my wife has just asked me,

"If they can put a man on the moon, how come they can't put us all up there?"

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 20:47

I married a miss Right .

I just didn't know her first name was Always.



women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 22:02

Women eh,

Cant live with them cant live without them.

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
18/01/2008 22:13

I just thought, I better not tell the wife I've just made a boredhousewife smile, I think I might be in trouble!