As my old Grandad used to say

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 09:57

"Those who live by the sword have got to expect to die by it"





Nick

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:02

"two wrongs dont make a right"

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:03

"he is not so green as cabbage looking"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:15

"If things don't alter - they'll stay the same"

waddo


Joined: 29/11/2008
Posts: 1966

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:17

If "ifs and buts were pots and pans, there'd be no need for tinkers".

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:18

"As black as a Newgate's knocker"

kelvin


Joined: 18/12/2008
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:20

" Its worse your improving "

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:21

"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 10:23

"Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration"

Chaz4566


Joined: 31/12/2008
Posts: 32

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:02

"you'll wake up one morning and you'll be dead"

madmazz


Joined: 14/01/2009
Posts: 82

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:07

as much use as a chocolate fireguard

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:14

Beware of greeks bearing gifts

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:17

" a whiskey mac please landlord"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:18

"Am I my Brother's keeper?"

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:18

"If you can't say 'owt good about somebody, say Nowt!"

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:18

" bloody Germans"!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:18

"It's all Codswallop!"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:19

"Wear your heart on your sleeve"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:22

"A Wolf in sheep's clothing"

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:25

"commoners shouldn't marry royalty"

Geoff


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 1370

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:30

Beware of Greeks, gifts or no gifts!

Amber


Joined: 26/09/2008
Posts: 561

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:39

Cold peas aint hot !!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:41

"It aint half hot Mum"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:42

"A change is as good as a rest"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:43

"Man cannot live by bread alone"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:44

"Waste not want not"

robbie c


Joined: 07/07/2008
Posts: 176

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 11:55

try walking a short mile or

is thata big inch or a small inch(begorra)

rather be hung for a sheep than a lamb.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 12:00

beauty is in the eye of the beholder xx

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 12:02

You can tell a Wiganer but you can't tell him owt!

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 12:05

"spaghetti does not grow on trees"

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 12:59

"Always look at yer girls mum, if she looks like a bag o' nails, thats what yer girl will end up looking like"

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 13:51

the devil looks after his own.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 13:57

"Only a fool tests the water with both feet".

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 13:59

"Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 14:00

"Variety is the spice of life"

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 14:23

"Ther's allus somebody worse off than tha sen"

He probably meant KellyBelly!

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 14:57

i dont boil my cabbage twice

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:02

you made your bed now lay in it.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:06

"I've only got two pairs of hands!"

teatime


Joined: 20/10/2008
Posts: 852

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:34

"you've got to eat a bit of dirt before you die"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:36

"If it aint broke don't fix it"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:37

"If things change, they won't be the same"

Macha


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 650

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:54

Assumption is the mother of all f***-ups. (One for certain members )

Geoff


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 1370

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 17:27

Make haste slowly!

gary-monger


Joined: 01/02/2009
Posts: 36

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 17:44

Cypriots are wonderful people, until you involve money.

ataturk


Joined: 09/09/2008
Posts: 712

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:07

Be the change in the world that you want to see.



Gandhi

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:18

no smoke without fire , just for you pikey ,,,

gary-monger


Joined: 01/02/2009
Posts: 36

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:21

Hitler will never invade Poland

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:26

You must think I'm as daft as you look

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:35

get back from that fucxing fire im freezing .

Macha


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 650

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:37

"They couldn't hit an elephant at that dist..."

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:38

Wait until your Father gets home!!!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:41

act your age , not your shoe size .

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:46

You can fool people some of the time, but you can't fool them all of the time.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:46

You can't beat a dead horse..

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:47

You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:48

Your own rags are better than another's gown..

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:48

Your time is the greatest gift you can give to someone...

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:49

never take an idiot with you , you will always find one when you get there.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:49

Take care of the minutes and the hours will take care of themselves..

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:49

The best thing a man can do for his kids is to love their mother...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:50

The best way to predict the future is to create it....

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:50

Also - Take care of the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.



Another one of my favourites (Australian, I believe)

When God made time, he made plenty of it.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:52

The darkest hours are just before dawn......

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:54

my full time job now is to ensure her happiness...

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 19:46

a blind man would like to see that

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 19:46

you have two ears and one mouth; use them in that ratio

segmen


Joined: 05/12/2008
Posts: 120

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:28

"Cyprus problem will be solved next year son" ( in 1964) ha ha ha

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:30

""Whose land!!!"

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:50

Live each day as though its your last. Bill ae you a walking talking encloyidia. You crack me up

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:51

Hope you gave a good weekend Lilli.

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:55

if people change their names , theyve something to hide ..

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:57

"Fetch my teeth son!"

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:58

Thank you Bill you too. Rowlo I guess thats true on here xxxxx

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 21:59

brill no1 , bet they were next to his glass eye lol

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:01

keep laughing lilli xx

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:03

Don't put all your Basques in one exit!



wyn

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:05

you drunk wyn ? shouldnt it be eggs in one brasket >lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:05

"Get my leg, it's under the bed - mind the pot!!

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:06

Whats up with you boy, "Whose sh-t in your road"



My mum once said to me when i was talking rubbish, "drink ya tea and wash that sh-t out ya mouth".



I nearly died laughing!!!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:08

my god no1 was he a contortanist as well ?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:09

oh rowlo let wyn have his basque its much better than any basket and much more fun beleive me xxxxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:11

Rowlo, you don't want to know what he could do with his one leg! )))

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:12

cool lilli , lol

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:20

Since I gave up hope, I've felt much better.



Lem

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:39

Wyn, msg 77,

That brought back memories.

I was best man for a colleague from Bilbao, and that was one of my jokes.

Went down like a lead balloon...



Msg 46,

Was Gandhi your old Grandad then?



Keith.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:44

Hey all Laugh and the world laughs with you. remember that keep laughing keep smiling xxxxxx

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:54

Goodnight Liz,

Mind the dog!

Keith.

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
14/03/2009 12:38

Message 77-



I've had a nightmare of Wyn wearing a basque. He didn't even have the decency to shave his legs before putting stockings on!!!

Windycorner


Joined: 27/12/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 10:50

Dont spoil the ship for a halfpenny worth of tar

tiger


Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 11:51

Mine used to say. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone.

Put on your happy hat today