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No1Doyen
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13/03/2009 15:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 12 in Discussion |
| A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said,
' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
God led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.
In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished.
They were holding spoons with very long handles, But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
God said, 'You have seen Hell.' |
No1Doyen
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 15:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 12 in Discussion |
| They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.
The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't understand..'
It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill.
You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' |
ROBnJO
Joined: 30/06/2008
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 12 in Discussion |
| thought for the day:
'What was I doing? Why am I standing here with the fridge door open?' |
No1Doyen
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 16:38 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 12 in Discussion |
| Were you getting in the Fridge Rob? |
keithcaley
Joined: 13/06/2008
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 17:18 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 12 in Discussion |
| No1,
He was trying to get OUT, not IN ! |
No1Doyen
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13/03/2009 17:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 12 in Discussion |
| Keith, I bet he was making sure the light went off when you close the door!  ) |
keithcaley
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 17:49 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 12 in Discussion |
| Rob,
Have you remembered yet?
Keith. |
rowlo
Joined: 12/10/2008
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 18:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 12 in Discussion |
| hes froze ??? |
keithcaley
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:48 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 12 in Discussion |
| Tho I thaw
Thorry! |
ROBnJO
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Message Posted:
14/03/2009 12:01 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 12 in Discussion |
| Oh!
I've just remembered!
I was looking for my slippers. |
lovingcyprus
Joined: 02/03/2007
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14/03/2009 12:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 12 in Discussion |
| I thought that according to forum rules any jokes had to have the word Joke in front of the title?????????????????????? |
keithcaley
Joined: 13/06/2008
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14/03/2009 12:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 12 in Discussion |
| The rules ARE a joke.
Thorry again,
I'll just get my coat... |
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