Honesty - Joke

cyprus-bunny


Joined: 21/08/2008
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 19:57

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"



"Of course. What may I do for you?"





"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"





"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."



"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."





When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"



"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."





The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"



"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."





Roaring with laughter, the official sai

cyprus-bunny


Joined: 21/08/2008
Posts: 20

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 20:00

...... "of you go father ... next please!"

Lilli



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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:28

very funny good job it wasnt a rampan rabbit xxxx

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/03/2009 22:55

or a vibrating vicar lol xxxxxxxxxxx

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 23:03

You wouldn't want to make a "habit" of it.

Lilli



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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 23:06

cooper tried sending you a messagebut failed xx

rowlo



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Message Posted:
13/03/2009 23:27

shouldave sent chapter and verse lilli , get it lol