best put-downs ?

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 21:55

here is a few to start



how many times do i have to flush before you go away.



i would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence

you wouldn't be offended.



he has depth, but only on the surface. deep down

inside , he is shallow.



your not yourself today, i noticed the

improvement immediatly.

Macha


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 650

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 22:22

Is it in yet?

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 22:23

is it out yet ?

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 22:24

The ceiling needs painting

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 22:25

Are you finished already, i didnt realise you had started

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 22:29

he uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp-lost

for support rather than illumination.



good one for on this forum !

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 22:52

And to think I stood up for you yesterday! Somebody said you weren't fit to shovel sh*t, and I said you were!

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
15/03/2009 23:53

Oh admiin pls close this thread. Its making me feel...



....well i'd rarther not say because of the profanities and discust.









toot

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 05:55

how many times do i have to flush before you go away.



i would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence



you wouldn't be offended.



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Kenny your posts have no place on this "north cyprus" forum. Listen to yourself.



toot.



"all work and no play makes toot a dull boy"

monday!!!

pinkchilli


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 689

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 07:41

From Del Boy:



"Did you sue them?"



"Who"



"The charm school!"

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 07:49

Sir you are drunk



Madam you are ugly but in the morning I will be sober ..

Jovial_John


Joined: 31/01/2009
Posts: 1024

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 08:43

Sir - if I was your wife I would feed you poison



Madam - if you were my wife I would take it

twaddle


Joined: 06/07/2008
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 09:55

" He is not a natural leader of men. Those that follow do so only out of curiosity!"

greengate8


Joined: 07/12/2008
Posts: 156

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 10:49

"He sets himself a very low standard, and in my opinion, very rarely achieves it"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 10:51

Go away, you are depriving some poor village of it's idiot!!

martinev


Joined: 24/10/2008
Posts: 320

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 14:13

I have heard your co-workers describe you as a wan**r.



In my opinion, it is just a shame that your father wasn't more of one !!

Macha


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 650

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 16:35

Little boy: "Daddy, I want to be shot into space."



Father: "You nearly were, son, you nearly were."

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 22:54

do you believe in love at firsr sight or shall i come back again/ pricl xxxxx

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 23:16

your face is like a fish supper ? full of chips .

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 23:23

heres another < can you smell my brut ? naw but i can feel it crawling up my leg . 1975. school disco .lol slow dances only ///

tiger


Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 23:30

rowlo This was called the erection section.

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 23:35

tiger, didnt know what it meant at the time , but it deffinatly put it down lol .