JOKE: Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 11:05

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine..

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she sawthat there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?

Hello!

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing;

'Vote for GORDON BROWN, vote for GORDON BROWN

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 11:15

Why aren't you abiding by the forum rules for jokes

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 11:16

It didn't qualify as a joke??

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
16/03/2009 11:20

Its just been on the news that Snow White has been sacked for sitting on Pinnochio's nose saying 'Lie, you ba**ard, lie'!