Female dancer required

dance


Joined: 19/03/2009
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 18:30

Female dancer needed asap for professional show in cyprus for this season.

Please leave email address, for further info .

Thankyou x

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 19:32

could someone please fill this post ASAP - cos if Garry Monger's Missus get the job, she'll have someone's eye out with them darn hooters....





Nick

SaraP


Joined: 30/04/2008
Posts: 295

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 20:28

Hi. What type of dancing is required?

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 20:34

re msg 2 hi nick but when i read your msg i could not stop laughing and i fell off the chair and i still could not stop even though i was in pain ( no offence to gary )and every time i read it i still cant stop i dont know why i think i have lost it lmao take care

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 22:17

Mrs M's hooters are no laughing matter...



Nick

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 22:26

I know of some Highland dancers.......

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 22:52

I hope its not a lap dancing club opening. We have enough night clubs.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 22:55

lilli - the thought of Mrs M sitting on my lap makes me shudder.....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 22:56

I wonder how many people Mrs M could knock out if she done the twist? )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 22:58

Mrs M does'nt do pole dancing by any chance Nick, does she?

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:42

oh stop it please i cant take it anymore lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:44

Nick is that right Mrs M carries her own scaffold pole around in case anyone wants to see a quick pole dance?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:46

I can just see her now in one if those Madonna pointed bra's and a G- Rope.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:48

I heard she tried ice skating once and fell through the ice causing a mini sunami.

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:48

i have got plenty of poles at the yard painted to your desire if you need them lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:52

Berkeh, keep them handy I've heard she's bent a few in her time.

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:55

i think i am going to need some medical attention i am rolling on the floor going to bits i cant stop laughing help)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/03/2009 23:57

Nick, could you let me have a couple of photos of Mrs M. They'll come in handy when the grandchildren are constipated, one look at her photo.......

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 00:04

Nick, she's not practising now is she, because 2 tiles have just fell off my roof and the sattelite dish has just fell on the car roof.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 01:04

you lot are nuts you have had me falling of my pole.Just when I was getting so good at it.I would love to meet Mrs M. I bet I already have.You are all so wicked but I love you for it. xxxxx

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 01:50

Hey. how about this, CV to follow.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhBko1cfPs&feature=related



Lem

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 02:07

my other half has kicked me out of the bed i still cant stop laughing take care ))))))))

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 09:38

Berkeh, at least you can get into bed with your other half, Ive heard Mrs M sleeps across 4 hammocks.

dance


Joined: 19/03/2009
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 10:10

Really, I asked a simple question, now it's turned into a joke, thanks for your help!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 10:22

Hi Dance , Welcome to the forum , no harm is mean't it's just a bit of fun . But if there was someone interested in your offer they would respond , What kind of dancer are you looking for ? it might help ! " Female Dancer Wanted " does'nt really say much .

Good luck Simbas

dance


Joined: 19/03/2009
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
20/03/2009 20:40

Thanks everyone, wanted to keep it vague, as guessed would have few pranksters answering! Dancing is for a professional show, not in a nightclub! Type of dance is modern, if they are a dancer they will understand what that means, and leave there email or number for further info from me!

kezspot


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 443

Message Posted:
24/03/2009 17:05

Must be someone somewhere for this?

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
24/03/2009 17:13

Come on folks, someone out there must be interested in this kind of thing! I know the lady posting this and she herself an excellent performer - if I had the time and the talent I'd jump on this opportunity!

kezspot


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 443

Message Posted:
01/04/2009 18:46

Someone must beable to help?

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
02/04/2009 14:03

I'm amazed your are still looking Dance. I wish I could help you, but as you know it's not poss with my work and travel committments.



COME ON GIRLS - just think how fit this would keep you, it's better than going to the gym!

Storm



Joined: 03/03/2009
Posts: 240

Message Posted:
03/04/2009 15:14

There's a bloke called Les that goes in the Fez - does great Dad dancing - anybody seen him?

kezspot


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 443

Message Posted:
24/04/2009 14:32

shes still looking, must be someone somewhere!

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
24/04/2009 15:01

Well said Gilly, but i don't think he would fit in somehow.

Come on girls get in there trust me Les dancing is not a pretty site.

dav88



Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 605

Message Posted:
08/05/2009 11:30

Hi There



I used to be a dancer (not a lap dancer before anyone starts making comments!) but have not done it for quite a few years now due to my hectic work. However I would love to get started again so please feel free to contact me on 05428728772



Sandy

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/05/2009 13:57

My old Nan would have been up for this. Ok, she had two dodgy hips and a false leg but when she rocked, she rocked.

kezspot


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 443

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 16:31

still looking for dancer if anyone can seriously help, no jokes please think all been said, boring now!