European English..Changes to

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 15:44

The E.C. has just announced an agreement where by English will be the official language of the E.U.rather than German,which was the other possibility.



As part of the negotiations,the British Government conceded the English spelling had some room for improvementand has accepted a5-year phase-in plan that would become known as Euro-English.



In the first year,"s" will replace the soft"c ".Sertainly,this will make sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion and key boards kan have one less letter.There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year,publik akseptans of the new spelling kanbe expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.



Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also,al wil agre that

scoobydoo


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 2434

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 19:00

What is wrong with the english language as it is? Americans reckon they speak english but in reality they speak american and they annihilate the english language and unfortunately english in the uk is starting to follow without this stupid idea of Euro-English. Where will the english language end up?

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 19:22

i fink it is a god ikea

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 19:43

RE msg 2, scoobydoo : Omg.



PS. Would you like to buy the Kyrenia townhall from me, which I happen to have for sale..?

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 19:47

your avin a laugh koakhie,

scoobydoo


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 2434

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 20:38

thanks dutchcrusader but you can keep the townhall. i think it might actually be easier to learn turkish than the new Euro-English.

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 20:45

Message 4 -Dutch, how much are you asking for it?? I might know someone who's interested!!!



I give up, I really do.



J

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
27/03/2009 21:23

I serpantly am Meina Herr

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/03/2009 01:43

oh just use txt language its so much easier im told. who speaks real english these days anyway. G8 ngt 2nte. C U sn xxx