RANDY Jacgui Smith.Adult films

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 14:15

Glad to hear the home secretary likes a bit of porn like most of us,but its damm right cheeky to put the viewing bill on her expenses.(tax payers money)

Its a bit funny randy Jacqui eh.She definitely gets my vote.

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 14:24

kellybelly - I take your point here but do "most of us" like porn?? Interesting.lol



J

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 14:34

Ref msg 2,gooday The-wicks how are you.well maybe Jacquis husband does cos shes blaming him. incidentally she also claims 40k a year in expenses for his services.LOL

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 14:36

She has said she was sorry!

Dont know if she means sorry it happened or sorry she got caught!

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 14:51

Should the British taxpayer be paying for the internet connection at her home, is it strictly controlled and only used for Government business or is it open for any decent hacker to get in to.

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:08

Jaquis job looks in doubt i think,as a business opportunity i think she should take on one of the empty stores in the Trafford centre Manchester.she could rival the Ann summers chain possibly.LOL.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:11

I think if she chooses to watch porn that's up to her. How many world leaders and influential people watch porn - millions.



Not my scene, but it's a personal choice thing.

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:20

REF MSG 7.Agree with what you say Bill,however if you did watch porn you could admit it on the forum in confidence.LOL.



PS. No offence meant.

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:25

If I was married to her, I'd probably want to watch a bit of prawn sandwich

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:27

sniffavision - it's great!!

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:27

On Youtube you can see the films they were watching,...



they include:



"Jacqui Does Dallas"



"Last Quango in Paris"



"Move over Darling"







Rob

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:35

Nice one Rob

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:41

PINK Peter reporting on sky news just said the affair is a proper cock up.He did honest.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 15:55

Rob. You're up early ))

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:04

Kellybelly, I never thought of that! )



No offence taken by the way.

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:11

According to Sky News...She has taken steps to rectify the situation.

Apparently, she has bought some stockings and suspenders and promises to pay more attention to her husband

She has claimed for everything...including the kitchen sink - £550......well!

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:12

buttock clenchingly exciting....according to Sky News

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:19

BTW - Kelly Belly, did you spell her name "Jacgui" by accident or, on purpose........GUI - graphical user interface!

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:24

Husband get's £40,000 per year as her assistant - What an absolute Banker!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:28

Gordon Brown has been on the phone to Smith. He said he never knew that she was into 'all that stuff' and asked her to talk dirty to him. She replied 'Iraq, Afghanistan and Credit Crunch' Gordon was last seen running down Downing Street holding a spare pair of trousers!

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:28

ITS all a front for new government policy on transforming certain areas of London into Amsterdam style red light areas.OK as long don't charge Amsterdam prices for a bottle of Magners, £8.50 me and the wife were paying in Amsterdam a month ago.Perhaps the Dutch crusader could throw some light on it.LOL

smudge



Joined: 07/04/2008
Posts: 160

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:28

Bet she's given him a stern thrashing for putting her in such an embarrassing position lol....

twaddle


Joined: 06/07/2008
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:32

And to think some people call the TRNC corrupt!. I think that Ms Smith is one of many upright and proper world leaders who are in fact just as corrupt as some in the third world. I am disgusted that she thinks that she can get away withit. She says it was a mistake, but it would have been her who signed and submitted the expenses forms! :(

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:35

Twaddle. Spot on!

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:41

REF MSG 18,Mimomar how are you,yes your quite correct about my spelling mistake,its all the excitement.My wife has gone out and i am supposed to be decorating,but cant stop laughing.Back to STRIPPNG the walls LOL

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:52

Her constituents are upset, they say they are disgusted that seen as they were paying the viewing bill, they weren't invited round to her house to watch.LOL

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:54

Why has her husband got a different surname to her.....maybe it's role-reversal?

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:56

She's paid out and re-claimed £2,000 on electrical items.....Wow! she must have bought the biggest v______r available, wonder what she is re-claiming on the elecy bill?

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 16:57

......video recorder!!!

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 18:58

Do any members think i could do a Jacqui smith,IE,claim for my property in NC,and contents,on the basis of strengthening International relations.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 19:42

Kellybelly, I'm sure you will be able to put a claim in. After all it's your human rights! ))

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
29/03/2009 20:40

Come on now......can you blame her husband for watching porn !!!





Have you taken a look at jacqui recently, looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a cricket bat.!!

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 13:06

Must admit woke up this morning thinking about Jacqui,no not with one of those on.

Think i might have a word with Hugh at Pplayboy to get her sorted for a photo shoot. LOL.

joseph


Joined: 17/04/2008
Posts: 709

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 13:34

Well at least old Jacqui has come clean... oops poor choice of words...



Apparently she has admitted claiming 88p for a bath plug... you've got to laugh



Joseph

RipToff


Joined: 28/03/2009
Posts: 28

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 13:42

She should be sacked!

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 14:21

Please somebody help me out here, tell me i shouldn't be thinking of her in stockings and suspenders. LOL

breezyboy


Joined: 14/05/2007
Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 14:32

What's the fuss, show us one who isn't bleeding us dry!



If she did claim 88p for a bath plug she really shoudn't be taken seriously by anyone including Brown.





Wonderful---set on fire and put out with a cricket bat.!!!!

kellybelly


Joined: 08/03/2009
Posts: 263

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 14:41

Breezy,have decided your either handy with a box of matches or don't like cricket,anyway i will be watching the news to see if any local cricket grounds around Chester,have had any arson attacks.LOL.

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 15:34

Realy annoys me these MP's fiddeling the expences, they stopped my disability, job seekers allowance and family tax credit just cos I was living over here, and MPs get porn on expences, Ive a good mind to claim again.



D.N

chick


Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 323

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 15:39

Msg 39.



I should think so to.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 15:52

She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 16:03

Tranparency. That's what we need!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 23:13

I thought she had divorced him over the Berlusconi buisness and her mortgages. Now he works fo her. Strange how they even get caught out in thier personal life.Why oh Why when the have so much money they screw up by claiming more. At least it wasnt Gordon. just imagine gordon and jackie no.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
30/03/2009 23:16

Lilli, I think that was another minister, not this thieving buggar, mind you they have all got their snouts in the trough so it's hard to tell them apart.



Hatti