Musical Condoms Patent Pending

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 20:47

Today is the 43rd annaversary of a patent application in London for musical condoms. I do not know at what point the music started, nor what the tune was. I would like "The Hokey Kokey" or maybe Wham's "Wake me up before you go go"



Any better suggestions?

Baspinar Bob


Joined: 15/02/2008
Posts: 618

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 20:56

Mr Vince. What about.

If i"d have known you were coming i'd have baked a cake.



Bob.

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 20:57

How about 'She'lll be coming round the mountain when she comes................

eager


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Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:08

Anything by Wet Wet Wet.....terrible i know

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:21

Errr Dancin in the Dark

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:25

Come fly with me.....

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:26

How about the Beatles song..Come together...

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:26

Diana Ross, I'm Comin Out

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:27

Mike Sarne, "Come Outside" err maybe not

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:28

Sorry peeps I think that last one may have been a little too much but it is a boni fide song title

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:29

How about the Cliff Richard song that he won the Eurovision song contest with..."ejaculations, ejaculations.....

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:30

Sorry, I just remembered, it was congratulations... )

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:31

Blobby Blobby Blobby by Mr Blobby

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:31

Ring of Fire (Non Lubed)

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:34

Kenny, "Do the Bump"

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:35

The Saints, Wher you getting all these from? Do you have a list? ))

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:35

Here it is folks, the clear winner that no one saw coming - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g



Cooper

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:38

Naw No1, just got sod all to think about right now and too much time to do it.

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:39

OK cooper that is the winner

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:39

Where ever i lay my hat,thats my home.

















Spider,x

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:41

Cooper, another great one from you.



The Saints... Keep 'em coming, the jokes I mean. )

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:42

Try this one for size



http://www.stickam.com/viewMedia.do?mId=174111422

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:43

Des O'connor, A Dick a Bum Bum

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:44

Cooper - the clear winner - does it again.



PS Love the play on words!!!!



J

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:44

Roy C, Shotgun Wedding

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:45

Freddie Mercury, Who wants to live forever, (Think about it)

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:47

The Who "Free Me"

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:48

Keith Roland and the Dexy's Midnight Runners. "Come on Eileen"

Baspinar Bob


Joined: 15/02/2008
Posts: 618

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:51

Chuck Berry ....... Jonny be good.







Bob.

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 21:59

I,m forever blowing Bubbles, (it split)

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:05

Bruce Springsteen "Cover Me"

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:06

MC Hammer "You Can't touch this"

TheSaints



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Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:13

And finally



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7967962287044480589

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:27

the saints,that was so funny,,and oh my god they even have a Penis Restaurant too,can we Eat them!!!!! he,he, with a drop of mustard,?















Spider,x

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:43

Without a doubt, The Saints message 33 probably the funnyest video I've seen tonight

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:48

I rise to the occasion and offer you Bill & Ben 'Flob a Glop Blop'



Richard

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:51

Durexspect me to believe all this nonsense?



Richard

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 22:55

OK spider just for you heres another Strokin Classic



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 23:16

and I'm sorry guys but a special request for Pikey



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHXnDdfOgw

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 23:25

thanks,Saints, love Clarance Carter.not heard of that one.



Try and find Milly Jackson,the symphoney f,u,fu,fffff,u.!!













Spider,x

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 23:27

Spider, There ya go



http://www.pp2g.tv/vZHt5Z3I_.aspx

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 23:37

More....cant do the http://www.blue lines!!!



Melba More.. A little bit more.



Betty Wright, thankyou for all the many things you do...



Love em all,xxxxxxxxxxx





Thanks will be on this thread all night, Spider,x tiss for musical condoms.x

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 23:40

Theres the first one Spider



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGugz_4J-ww

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
08/04/2009 23:42

And heres betty Wright



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL49m-bg4YE

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 00:05

Perhaps this can put the thread back on track and put it all in context.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQh112HQsoE



Lem

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 00:09

What ever happened to 'whip it in, wack it out and wipe it'?



Brinsley

Yvonne



Joined: 16/05/2008
Posts: 273

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 00:14

Hey Brinsley, it doesn't take 2 for that! Have a good night! ;)

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 00:34

Yes let's get it back on track, along the same lines as lems but a little more colourfull, STRICTLY OVER 18's if you please.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10&feature=related

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 02:24

Thanks 'The Saint', haven't laughed so much since been back in Blighty! First time I've heard of that Aussie Jackeroo, must get his DVD. Dodgy copies available in Girne? Unfortunately not much call for his type of gig in TRNC!



Richard

ps still laughing!

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 09:09

Message 33 Soooooooo funny.



Cooper

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 11:38

You lot are all nuts but bring laughter to this forum. Thank you I am crying with laughter xxHappy easter all

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 11:55

The saints thanks,msg,33 do you duck on first dates was so funny,i just live a good dance,x















Spider.x

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 13:39

Anytime my little arachnid,



even the silliest threads can sometimes be a bit of fun.

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 13:56

Anything by :



10CC



Loving Spoonful



Cream

segmen


Joined: 05/12/2008
Posts: 120

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 15:46

what about a song from george michael

"zip me up before you go go"



eeeerrr whas it wake me up before you go go???



segmen

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 15:54

NZ play in the 70's 'Fore skins lament' No, really, performed at 'Down Stage' Theatre Wellington



Richard

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:31

I cant get no satisfaction ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:33

Tunnel of Love..........Dire Straits

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:35

Here's our Ken with one thats quite "fitting" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij08lEdA8hs&feature=related



Cooper

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:37

The Pussy Cat song!

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:38

Nice one cooper,



Startin to go off this thread and heres the reason why



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTiAWWS0qrw&feature=related

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:40

Hi No1, not quite but heres a similar one for you



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em1q-CJ6VJo

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:43

Cooper and The Saints - you should start a double act. Very funny links )

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:46

A special request from No1



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLblaUFfHwc&feature=related

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:53

TheSaints, it's not funny if your pussy's wet and sore! )))

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:55

I'll have to ask the missus as she is the feline keeper, i'll let you know what she said.

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 17:58

Just reminising whith the missus when this came up



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMwo07W_nx0&feature=related

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:15

Sorry 'TheSaint' you've got along way to go to top Kevin Wilson-Still laughing!



Dire straits did an impromptu jam session with Chris Rea in Australia back in the late 80's early 90's and confused the record company of what to call the album, eventually coming up with the title 'DIARREHA'!



Richard

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:18

oh oh No1, this was her reply



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmKwtVN1ns&feature=related

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:36

Trust 'TheSaint' to grab the best number on the board '69'



From a Kiwi to an Aussie



ALL AUSTRALIANS DRINK AND SMOKE AND DROP THEIR PANTS FOR ALL THE BLOKES

BUT AFTER ALL THEY'RE NOT TO BLAME ALL THEIR WIVES DO THE SAME!



And it's true, just tap her on the head and they just roll down! Trust me I'm a Kiwi!



Richard

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:39

Brinsley, on several threads you have used OUR forum name please put the S on the end TheSaints

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:42

Sorry error of eye sight, I stand corrected.



Richard

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:47

No problem, it was an observation from her indoors and



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaUfBSFq45M&feature=related

decanddyl


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Posts: 792

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:53

As a safety net all of the "Live Aids" from 1985.

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 18:57

Good call. I really must try and get his DVD. Antipodean warped sense of humour! Don't you just love it!



Richard

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 19:02

When you are feeling down and feeling blue and theink the whole world is against you just step back and say;



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI&feature=related

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 19:22

I'm beginning to worry about some posters!



Do your ladies know what you've been 'Googling' for all day?





Remember to clear your Temp files cache!!

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 19:23

And to get the thread back on track



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc&feature=related

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 20:30

Been to se Kevin Bloody Wilson twice in Glasgow. Not for the faint hearted or the PC brigade.



Probably the winner in my opinion is Ken Dodds



A penis, A penis, the greatest gift that I possess. I thank the Lord that I've been blesed with more than my share of A Penis.



Ask Mrs Vince.

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 20:35

THE HARDER THEY COME! jimmy cliff.

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 21:32

Sometimes I miss the first wife, (Not)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s4ehMWmsg0&feature=related

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 21:38

Went to me mates wedding yesterday



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to5FjqYdl3c&feature=related

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 21:39

Gents if your looking for the perfect ten listen to this first





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Zi5e-5Ktk&feature=related

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 22:37

And I thought packets of 'Mates' came in three's sold at any self respecting chemist! Another pie Branson has his finger in.



Keep the Kevin bloody Wilson show rolling gents!



Richard

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 23:38

hi yhe saints,please find....Milli jackson,..All the way lover. ta,x

















Spider,x

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 23:47

Hi spider, well here's your special request



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl5CiPqhAeI

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
09/04/2009 23:59

Gee thanks, Mr Spider thinks you must be my special syber DJ. and have had to tell him that we are NOT,...STALKING,eachother,he,he,he, x















Spider,x

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
10/04/2009 00:06

Heeeelp Meeeeee I'm being stalked by an arachnid, I can't say it's name