one for all the ladys out there

cacebaby



Joined: 03/03/2009
Posts: 109

Message Posted:
10/04/2009 23:36

are there any ladys out there that are finding they have time on there own but would like to enjoy an evening out with company

ifso then i would be happy to help you have a nice night out take you away from the bordom of the same old same old if its a night out or even just a chat about everyday things or have a dinner party or venue that you need a partner for the event then let me no only been here 6 months myself and would be good to meet new faces

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
10/04/2009 23:51

Worst 'chat up lines' I've heard since I was was at kindergarten, mind you I was pretty naive myself then!



Richard

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
10/04/2009 23:55

And what is a 'machanic'?

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:03

AJ I cannot believe you have never heard of a machanic, lol, I used to be a Fereman.

P

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:03

Alsancakjack



Je ne pas compris!



Richard

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:13

Brinsley

No nor do I.

But that is life.

AJ

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:25

Sorry Brinsley

I need to qualify my posting No.3, I looked at cacebaby's profile and that was the stated occupation.

I also apologise to cacebaby for what maybe my misinterpretation of your profile.

Good luck with your endeavors.

AJ

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:26

P

I bet that caused problems then

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:40

Still a mystery, I thought the initial thread had some fluidity to it. Another misjudgement! Oh well, back to 'Kevin bloody Wilson' at least single syllable funny crude story songs which even I can follow!



Richard

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:46

Richard

Don't' worry it maybe just the time of night.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 00:57

AJ



Not funny, I'm two hours behind you yet in the last three weeks my sleeping patterns have been Cyp time. One more week to go and then my readjustment will revert to Blighty time when in Girne! Sods law!



Richard

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 01:02

Richard

Yep tell me about it, 2 hours does not sound a lot but it is enough to upset the system. Plenty of alcohol does the business though.

AJ

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 01:05

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wow...amazing...whats your hourly fee!!!!





when did the forum become a escort service also??

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/04/2009 01:25

Trying to remember when I was last sober, must be heading for a mammoth headache. Tried to explain this to my doctor in anticipation, asking him for diamorphine but the arrogant self appointed demigod explained 'I could become an addict'. 'Too late' I proclaimed, just as you are to breathing oxygen! I was escorted out of the surgery by two burly men in white coats and when questioning their dress sense and their sexual orientation I somehow ended back on the doctors surgical bed with a six month prescription in my hand for the tablets I'd previously asked for and to keep my mouth 'shut' in no uncertain words! Don't you just love corruption when it works for you!



Richard



Richard