What is a goat worth?

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:32

Does anyone know the price of each goat?

deecyprus4


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:33

This is a serious question...so along with the funny answers can I have at least one sensible one..cheers

Tootie


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:34

Are you buying or selling dee? lol









tootie

deecyprus4


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:36

Tootie I heard today that all goat farmers are wealthy and that the goats were worth 400tl each...I cant quite believe that but am happy to be proved wrong

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:37

20TL a kilo!

deecyprus4


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:40

Thanks zero.. so how much would a whole one cost?

catalkoykid


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:45

Depends on how good looking it is

deecyprus4


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:47

Knew I'd get one silly answer and of course it had to be you..still at least you didnt say you know how much a monkey is lol.

catalkoykid


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:48

i no how much a monkey is & a pony,

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 20:54

A goat is my backup girlfriend from my preferred one BahBahBarbara, a little white fluffy thing from NZ and both are priceless!



A groat is a silver coin worth four pence.



Richard

come_on_aylin


Joined: 14/06/2008
Posts: 908

Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:01

I'm rather suspicious that you are looking for a cement mixer too - are you planning a goat sculpture for your garden. Anyway, I don't know how much a goat is worth but I do know how many goats I'm worth - 8 plus!! Try this yourself: http://www.howmanygoats.com/

mrjim



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 78

Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:03

your kidding

brandy sour


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:07

Put it this way if you accidentally run over one of their precious Goats you will to pay the farmer compensation how much he would have made if it had not been killed that could run in to hundreds. This happened to some one in the south a few years ago now but Goats are their pay packet so i can understand why.

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:08

Message 6 of 12 in Discussion



haha.this is funny,

A,find goat you like.

B,lift up goat to check weight.

C,multiply weight by that you think by 20TL per kilo

D,price of goat should be on your calculator!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:09

come on aylin



Sorry, can't resist this one.



What's got more grease than Olivia Newton-John?







Richard

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:14

Message 15 of 15 in Discussion



your oven!

come_on_aylin


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:15

Go on then, Richard...

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:26

come on aylin



Answer, your code name. Go back to '70s pop music. Sorry, a little rude if you can work it out.



Richard

come_on_aylin


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 21:50

oh dear...

Tootie


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Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:17

Wow just done the test and im worth 9 goats!!!!







Now anyone wanna buy me? bit pricey i know but you get what you pay for...





Fight amoungst yourselfs. lol











tootie

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:20

Stop acting the goat and give dee a proper answer. )



By the way what was a goat worth in 1973/4 compared to today?

jules


Joined: 13/07/2008
Posts: 53

Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:21

the more you feed it the fatter it gets,so feed it 24/7 till xmas and should weigh quite bit u might make sum cash or at least av good xmas lunch

hattikins


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:23

Dunno Bill, but I don't want that old bugger in my kleftico.

Turtle


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:23

Ive just bought a full lamb.....butchered...bagged and in the freezer

70 quid.

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:29

Serious reply?



Get hold of Ketcho, ex Grapevine, now living 'St. Catherines' (?) out towards the Kapas, did have herds of them.



Richard

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:30

sorry 'flocks' of them



Richard

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:38

Deecyprus, I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes, but if you pay more than 40ytl then someones fleeced you. )

Turtle


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:40

Don't listen to him Dee.......treat it with kid gloves !

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:40

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a goat"



"How long have you felt like that?"



"Since I was a kid"

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:42

What do you call am unemployed Goat?



Billy Idol....

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 22:43

Sorry Deecyprus...I'm off....Bah Bah for now. )

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
14/04/2009 23:30

Well, that was a bleating experience!



Richard

deecyprus4


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Message Posted:
15/04/2009 06:27

HA HA HA thanks to everyone for their contributions, all had me in stitches..but I still dont know ))



£70 for a whole butchered lamb tho is less than 200tl so a goat has to be cheaper, thanks Turtle.



The cement mixer is for slabbing the garden, but I suppose I could take up goat sculpture in my spare time lol..you guys crack me up

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
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Message Posted:
15/04/2009 13:07

a friend of ours has sheep.

last year they were costing a fortune to feed and producing very little milk.

he decided to sell some and was offered very small money.

the butcher is a very rich man!

buys it for sod all then charges the earth for it!

i guess goats follow the same rules, if your selling its worth nothing and if your buying its super expensive.

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
15/04/2009 13:11

lamb sells to the slaughter house at about 8 tl per kilo retails at about 17 in turkey and 24 here !!

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
16/04/2009 00:05

Goat similar to mutton but slightly sweeter and needs to be cooked in a similar manner, very slowly over a gentle heat for a long period. Arga very good but the best is a Hangi! Traditional Maori method of cooking in the ground. Talk to me kindly and I'll do one for you!





Richard

Lilli



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Message Posted:
16/04/2009 00:16

richard when . mongolian best methinks xxxxxxxxxxx

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
16/04/2009 00:36

The Turks came from Mongolia!



Richard