conclusion

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 13:57

If things dont change, then it will be the same as they are.

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 14:05

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 14:10

Underneath our clothes we are all naked.

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 14:59

It's not what you know it's who you know

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 15:01

we don't believe what we see, we see what we believe

paulnicholas


Joined: 14/01/2007
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 15:05

It is better to have bad breath than no breath at all.

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 15:10

like it Paul, this one is the best so far, although I like Jocks idea of getting naked

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 15:24

??????????????????

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 15:29

At the end of the day ----------- i`ts night time



stevie-d

paulnicholas


Joined: 14/01/2007
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 16:24

I'm not sure i like the idea of jock getting naked.

Paul.

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 16:30

At the end of the day, it will be alright on the night.

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 16:31

id rather be hated for something i am, than to be loved for something i am not!!!!!

gingerballs


Joined: 05/08/2007
Posts: 5

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 16:36

you can only p*ss with the c*ck youve got

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 16:39

ilovecyprus STEADY........

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 16:49

ukturk,



he's not always right but he is never wrong!!

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 17:18

He who shouts the loudest has got the most to hide!

paulnicholas


Joined: 14/01/2007
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 17:44

Marry in haste repent at leisure.

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 18:14

You can`t change the past, but you can change the future.

stevie-d

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 19:46

people who do nothing don't make mistakes.

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 19:59

never do today, what you can do tomorrow.

simma



Joined: 03/02/2008
Posts: 346

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 20:02

I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 20:19

Tigers can swim but are sometimes fool hardy.

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 20:19

hes not so green as cabbage looking.

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 20:40

Schitzophrenia beats dining alone

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 20:46

If you die in an elavator....be sure to press the 'up' button first!!

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 20:49

I've turned my life around! I used to be miserable and depressed.....Now I'm depressed and miserable

lovelife


Joined: 07/07/2007
Posts: 231

Message Posted:
06/02/2008 21:04

I used to be indecisive, now I am not so sure.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 07:21

you live and learn , or you dont live long !

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 11:48

Were all the same size lying down?

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 11:50

the cynic knows the price of everything , and the value of nothing

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 11:59

its better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low!!!!!!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 12:02

better an ugly face, than an ugly mind

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 12:23

i am here so what are your other two wishes!!!!!! LOL

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 12:47

'What woman wants, God wants.'



Regards

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 12:57

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 13:32

sex is like air , its not important unless your not getting any !

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 13:58

At least with alzheimers you meet new friends everyday.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 14:02

smile , its the second best thing you can do with your lips

paulnicholas


Joined: 14/01/2007
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 14:20

If you can't stand the heat stay out of cyprus.(sorry i mean the kitchen).

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/02/2008 14:54

support your local search and rescue team . get lost .

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
08/02/2008 11:45

advice on a bottle of shampoo

please wet your hair first.??????????

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
08/02/2008 12:10

sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good , firm push

Tiggy 2


Joined: 18/01/2008
Posts: 24

Message Posted:
08/02/2008 12:32

" Clairvoiants meeting Cancelled "





Due to unforseen circumstances!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
08/02/2008 12:50

teamwork is essential , it allows you to blame someone else

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
27/02/2008 10:52

Sometimes in life you've got to eat sprouts.



One we made up in our house for our daughter, but has a wider meaning!

lesleyb


Joined: 27/02/2008
Posts: 126

Message Posted:
27/02/2008 11:13

it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
27/02/2008 12:23

When your government says don't worry, that's the time to start panicking!

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
27/02/2008 12:49

Bang on Moira!



(I was agreeing with post 47, not quoting another saying!)

lavendergirl


Joined: 21/02/2008
Posts: 13

Message Posted:
27/02/2008 12:52

Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who dont.

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
27/02/2008 16:13

The good thing about alzheimers is making new friends every day...

Nglbarnes



Joined: 08/02/2008
Posts: 89

Message Posted:
28/02/2008 13:25

He who laughs last didnt get the joke!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
28/02/2008 13:37

Hurry up and take your time..........

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
28/02/2008 17:12

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it!

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
28/02/2008 18:10

A bird in the hand, craps on your wrist.

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
28/02/2008 18:27

Wearair you be let your wind go free.



There's a time and place for everything.

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
28/02/2008 18:40

don't come running to me if you break your leg............

kenny131


Joined: 27/02/2008
Posts: 1

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 16:04

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time

Jachin



Joined: 05/02/2008
Posts: 99

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 16:24

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Jachin



Joined: 05/02/2008
Posts: 99

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 16:34

In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.

meddmale


Joined: 19/11/2007
Posts: 43

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 17:20

It’s a small world …..but you wouldn’t want to paint it

meddmale


Joined: 19/11/2007
Posts: 43

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 17:25

Where there’s a will…….There’s a nephew

jmg171


Joined: 19/05/2007
Posts: 183

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 17:33

The light at the end of the tunnel

Is the headlamp of an on comming train

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 18:41

When a man has pity on all living creatures then only is he noble.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 19:14

Anything that has wheels or tits, will always cause men trouble!

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
29/02/2008 19:24

Attitude is contagious, is your worth catching

Jachin



Joined: 05/02/2008
Posts: 99

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 14:35

Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down!