This was nominated for best joke of the year

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
03/05/2009 00:04

I do not usually 'do' jokes but this was funny and had that ring of truth to it:

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........

'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!' The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !' The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'

She says , 'No, I am from Africa !' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?' The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
03/05/2009 00:11

Hi AJ how are you that sounds about right. Take care xxxxxxxx

Oakley


Joined: 11/02/2009
Posts: 22

Message Posted:
03/05/2009 00:37

I don't usually do jokes but I thought this was funny.

3 surgeons discussing their cases. The French Dr. said we have recently done a face transplant and within 6 weeks the man was looking for work. The German Dr. said thats nothing we recently did a heart transplant and within 4 weeks the man was looking for work. The English Dr. said pooh! thats nothing. We recently transplanted a Scottish bloke to 10 downing street, now the whole bloody country is looking for work.