Babies - This is a joke

cornish



Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 186

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 02:22

Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!









A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said,

'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 08:09

Nice one Jack.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:17

God one Jack.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:19

When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Chantelle got a little scared. "It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered." "Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place." Startled, Chantelle exclaimed, "You mean twice around the park with my legs hanging out of the cab?"

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:31

Good one Jack and Bill

Laugh of the day keep them coming

Sheila

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:40

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.



The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"



The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"



The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.."