The Four Friends - Joke

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:31

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics And Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:32

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations For?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:33

What about your son?' The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said: 'What a shame... What a disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beauti ful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.....'

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:47

A man walks in to the doctor's with a cucumber up his nose and carrots stuck in both ears.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

"It's obvious", the doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Chegwin


Joined: 24/03/2009
Posts: 775

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:53

The magic tractor drove down the lane and turned into a field.

Chegwin


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Posts: 775

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 09:54

A milking stool only has three legs because the cow has the udder.

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 10:03

two snowmen,side by side,one says to the other-i can smell carrots,can you?.....

two cows in a field,daisy says to dolly-i was artificially inseminated yesterday-dolly says,your kidding me-daisy says honestly,straight up'no bull................

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
14/05/2009 12:25

There's life in the old girl yet!



Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.



Arlene: What in the hell is that?



Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.



Arlene: Where did you get it?



Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.



The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms .



The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.



'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'



The pharmacist fainted.