The thinnest books in the World

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:33

"After the fire" by Joan of Arc.

Jewish book of free gifts.

A politicians' guide to honesty

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:34

Property in North Cyprus - Buying Made Easy



J

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:39

The Guarantee By the deputy Prime Minister xxx

tommy13


Joined: 29/04/2009
Posts: 979

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:44

trnc constitution

smoggyjim


Joined: 21/07/2007
Posts: 214

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:46

The Finished Build

By the TRNC Construction Industry

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:50

Italian Naval Victories

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:51

How to win Friend's and influence people.

P. Pike

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:51

Crimes that don't pay

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:53

Men I have not slept with. - Madonna

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:54

Chinese Bill of Human Rights

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 10:55

Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean

dozza67


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 607

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 11:24

Italian book of heroes

twoexpats


Joined: 09/04/2009
Posts: 189

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 11:46

UK MP's Ethical Guide

twoexpats


Joined: 09/04/2009
Posts: 189

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 12:10

Memorable Gordon Brown Speeches

Hurmus



Joined: 13/01/2009
Posts: 37

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 12:12

The Green Mile was an amazing book as good as the film



H.

jimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:34

The Green Book's eagerly awaited second edition!!

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:39

bulgarian wrestling by itor abolokoff.

cowards by sir render.

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:42

The TRNC Highway Code.

waddo


Joined: 29/11/2008
Posts: 1966

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:43

The GC book of "Our Faults".



The "Turkish Guide to Forming a Que".



The EU guide to Fairness.



TRNC Customs Glasses Guide.



The EuroVision Regulations on Voteing.

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:43

The Irish Dance Manual, Vol 2 - the Arm Movements.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:49

Irish book of knowledge

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:50

Different ways to spell Bob

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:52

My plan to find the real killers - by O J Simpson

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:53

Things I Can't Afford By Bill Gates

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:53

The Karpas travel guide.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 13:57

One legged folk dances.

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 14:02

How to be refused immigrant status in the UK...



My 10 year achievements by the right orrible Gordon Brown...



The Banks code of practice manual to avoid major financial f**kups ...



A shortcut to PTP by Ahmed Mamuni (advocate)

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 14:50

American book of subtlety and modesty.



German book of "not doing things by the rules".



French book of a garlic free environment and shaving female armpits



Belgian book of famous real people [i.e. not Hercule Poirot or Tintin]



MPs guide to integrity and selflessness, foreword by Sir Fred Goodwin

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 15:33

And the thickest must be "Gormless Clown and the House of Commons Criminals".

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 15:36

Woodspeckie - too true!

keithr


Joined: 20/08/2008
Posts: 720

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 16:05

Guy Fawkes - the expense account....

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 17:07

Liverpool's Premiership Titles

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 17:08

My Sober nights - Paul Gascoigne

Littlenige



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Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 17:14

Dutch Peacekeeping Heros

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 17:28

The Fall of the House of Ratner

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 18:16

The border that never was by double square M.

ismet

keithr


Joined: 20/08/2008
Posts: 720

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 18:27

The Tehran tourist board guide to pole dancing venues....

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 18:43

Owners rights in the TRNC

bachelibelly


Joined: 04/09/2008
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 19:53

The Christiano Ronaldo/Royal Bank of Scotland collaboration on "How to avoid the fall"

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 20:12

I love all of these..very very funny...thankyou all for making me giggle x

MimoMar


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 20:25

The Greek Cypriot book of compromise



The Gordon Brown pictorial guide to smiling



The Northern Cypriot guide to non-Pakistani restaurant owners



Customer Service and Value for Money - AGA



The Northern Cyprus guide of busy harbour fish restaurants

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 20:32

Darfur cookery book



Integrity: by Shahid Malik

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 20:51

My Cheque book ?

Sunnycee


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 192

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 21:20

some of these have really made me chuckle!

keep it up. I still havnt thought of one



sc

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 22:41

Didier Drogba's "rub it and don't fuss"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 23:07

British MP's book of Honesty.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 23:12

Good Accounting.........................by the Labour Party

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 23:13

Saddam Hussein's charm school.

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 23:14

Sir Alex Ferguson "Life without chewing gum"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/05/2009 23:51

The MP's book of morals.

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 00:05

Tony Blair's book of truth.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 00:43

Ski Jumping

By

"Eddie The Eagle"

keithr


Joined: 20/08/2008
Posts: 720

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 03:50

Cash in the Attic - by Micheal Martin.

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 04:32

Auuder, Auuder by Michael Martin.



Michael Martin's handbook on Political careers.



The complete works of "the speaker" by..... Michael Martin. (What does he actually do BTW?)



My intimacy with Jordan by Peter Andre



Big dinners I have eaten..... Victoria Beckham

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 09:39

How to stay in the Premier League - by Tony Mowbray

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 09:59

Naked Bungee Jumping ---- by Dawn French

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:07

Kylie Minogue --- Sumo Wrestling Made Easy

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:27

Anagrams Of The Word "A"

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:28

'My Life As A Woman' by Martina Navratilova

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:29

Party Tricks With Boiling Oil

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:30

Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:32

'Life As An Air Traffic Controller' by Stevie Wonder

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:33

Mother Teresa's Guide To Eroticism

spangles


Joined: 22/10/2008
Posts: 411

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:51

No1Doyen - Behave please! Very, very funny.



How about Oprah Winfreys how to keep the weight off.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 10:58

Great Comedy shows we've performed - by Hale & Pace.

boilmesweetly


Joined: 03/05/2008
Posts: 5

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 12:15

Sights I have seen - Stevie Wonder.



Navigating in the Sahara Desert - Mark Thatcher



How to stay up the Premier league - Gareth Southgate



The little book of tact - Simon Cowell



Happy songs - Morrisey

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 12:25

This ones specially for Paul (Newlad)



Great Songs I've sung - by Leonard Cohen.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 12:28

Why I Love Britain: By a A UK Pensioner.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 12:29

Various ways to cross the letter 'T'

boilmesweetly


Joined: 03/05/2008
Posts: 5

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 12:39

Things that are included on a Ryan Air flight

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 12:56

Smiling hostesses on a CTA flight

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 20:09

Kiwis; eats, roots, shoots and leaves!



Richard

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:26

Songs to cheer you up- Leonard Cohen



A publicist's guide to truth, honesty and fairness- Max Clifford



In support of tolerance and the rights of women- The Taleban



Personality- John Major

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:45

I approached a drop dead gorgeous 18 year old in a bar and putting my arm around her shoulder I asked "Would you like to feel old age creeping on?"



Richard

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 22:26

"How I resigned from my job in 33 seconds "- Michael Martin

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 01:00

Etiquette --------- Rab C Nesbitt



Fashion -------- Rab C Nesbitt



Bed Manners --- Rab C Nesbitt

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 01:08

Message 74 - oh dear! You don't get it, do you? Do yourself a favour and read the title of the thread.



J

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 01:27

msg 77



YOU don't get it, if you'd read all the threads thoroughly and had a cryptic, logical follow through it is very obvious. So much for the tattoo and t-shirt brigade invading TRNC!



Richard

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 01:31

I must say, I don't "get" it either.



It must be so cryptic.

Definately not logical.

Perhaps you would care to elaborate for those of us who cannot follow your particular unusual train of thought???

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 01:45

The one liner was"...........". No worries, 'The-Wicks' are gunning for me.



Richard

Hilltop



Joined: 28/04/2008
Posts: 636

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 08:06

The Cyprus 44 book of sensible, Cyprus related threads.

Troodo


Joined: 12/06/2008
Posts: 1002

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 10:37

The BBC’s morality code.



Troodo.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 10:57

First time showings on TV at Christmas time.

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 09:49

Powercuts a thing of the past.....................by................KIBTEC

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 12:08

My Life as a Father - Alfie Patten

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 12:18

Navek [msg 76]- don't diss my hero Rab!!