Hey You Can Trust Me!

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:39

You all know that I give plenty of legal advise here and as a bonus I am an engineer and not a solicitor or an advocate. So you can trust me more than the so called lawyers ha ha

ismet

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:41

We all do Ismet. You are a true gentleman and very knowlegeable xxxxx

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:41

Ismet- It goes without saying that we trust you & all your good advice, thanks.



P&J

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:43

Ismet. Your advice on all the forums is always excellent. You are indeed a true gentleman in every sense of the word.

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:45

why shouldn't we trust you - has someone said they dont trust you ? I trust you without a shadow of a doubt



Regards

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:45

Elko...



You shine out like a shaft of gold, when all around is dark.....







Nick

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:46

I agree with all the above comments..you are a true gent and you even make me chuckle quite a lot..esp with your remarks re the lunatics forum...Keep up the good work...please Ismet x

NatAless



Joined: 31/03/2009
Posts: 789

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:46

Hi Ismet,



You certainly concisely and speedily cleared up a lot of doubts that I had regarding property and legal proceedings, thank you again!

You really are the most polite, helpful and kind member giving your time to answer all our queries and set the record straight!



We appreciate it!



Natx

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:46

Ismet

That's why you are named as the most helpful member, we take your advice seriously

sheila

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:55

A gentleman is a man who is gentle.

Titles, graceful accomplishments, superior culture, princely wealth, great talents, genius, do not constitute a man with all the attributes needed to make him a gentleman.

He may be awkward, angular, homely, or poor, and yet belong to the uncrowned aristocracy. His face may be bronzed at the forge or bleached in the mill, his hand huge and hard, his patched vest, like Joseph's coat of many colors, and he may still be a true gentleman.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 16:58

just like you then bill xxx

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:02

Trust me she cried in those immortal words lying threw her teeth!



Richard

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:05

She threw her teeth?

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:05

Trust me you dont need to worry im a jaffa !

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:09

Sorry, 'through' her teeth. Must be human after all making such a mistake!



Richard

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:12

Ha, ha, Richard, Gave me a chuckle anyway.



Vicki

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:14

I had visions of set of knashers flying though the air........ )

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:16

Ha, ha, ha Bill so did I!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:19

Richard, that was very funny though. Best laugh of the day )

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:32

Stupid me but what is a 'jaffa'? Nearest thing I could come up with was an orange from SA.



Richard

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:33

I started off this thread hoping to get in some funny remarks. The replies started off too seriously but now I love the humour. Now I must go and check Famagusta Gazette to see if they have printed my remarks about the High court case in UK on Ercan. I told them that UK courts have always ruled in favour of Turkish Cypriots and it will be no different this time.

ismet

natalie


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 323

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:37

Keep us posted elko and fingers crossed and thanks for all your advice.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 17:50

elko2



Wouldn't worry too much as all MP's will have to resign as well the Judges for all their corrupt practices.



Richard

ilovekibris


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:04

Doyen wrote: "I had visions of set of knashers flying though the air......."



If it had of been a dozen pairs of gnashers would it have been a massochewsets?

ilovekibris


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:07

Elko wrote: "I started off this thread hoping to get in some funny remarks."



Mate you're a lighthouse in the desert ;)

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:08

Ilovekibris. Good one )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:10

I second that . I have never met that lovely man bu like so many here you are part of my life xxxxxxxxxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:10

Funny enough I went to the Dentist yesterday, she said "your teeth are alright, but your gums have got to come out"

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:37

Elco Bless your cotton socks you have helped me loads of times , and a gentleman to boot , i can vouch for you anytime !!!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 21:56

Ismet. They'll be looking for a new Prime Minister in the UK soon. Fancy the job?

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 22:07

Got my second degree at university and became indentured!



Richard

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 22:13

Ismet,

I trust you so much i would even trust you with my wife,

Paul.

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 22:46

Dodger,

You may trust me but I would not trust myself ;)

ismet

ilovekibris


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 22:59

was at the dentist for extraction and he offered novacaine but I said no.



I wanted to transend dental medication...

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
19/05/2009 23:40

ismet you are such a gent,perhaps you will grace us all with a visit one day at the lunching days



One morning upon our sailing vessel,i was cleaning my teeth over the port side,and ooooops i lost them!!!!!!!

Mr Spider waited untill the tide went out and on his first cast of the granddaughters toy fishing net,retreved then to the delight of her shouting for all to hear,Granddad has got your teeth nanny,bless she was just three at the time..

had to boil them clean,and to get the taste away.!!!!! laugh we coul not stop.she is now nr 10yrs old and still remembers it well...and to think i did it again,but that time the tide was in.!!!! so i did not have to wait around for hours....never lost them down the loo,but sure some heavy drinkers must have so come on own up.WHO HAS.??



Spider,xx

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 00:14

Spider,

Thanks for the invitation, may I have the details please?

As a child, I remember the advice of my grand dad: Stay if there is food and drinks and run away if there is any trouble. Good advice!!!

ismet

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 00:18

Yes you may,Sheila smithy sorts it out,next one i thaik is 5th June 12.30 at lilli place,the food and the crowd are a great bunch..its a good afternoon,we would all love to see you i am sure.





Spider,x

twoexpats


Joined: 09/04/2009
Posts: 189

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 10:04

Ismet re message 32 I trust you so much I would also trust you with his wife! LOL

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
20/05/2009 17:30

Cheeky devil

ismet