For you ladies, a woman's poem

parkview



Joined: 12/03/2009
Posts: 1123

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 21:10

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.>

One who loves to listen long,>

One who thinks before he speaks,>

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.>

I pray he's rich and self-employed,>

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.>

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.>

Massage my feet and help me stand.>

Oh send a king to make me queen.>

A man who loves to cook and clean.>

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.

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A MAN'S POEM:

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I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 21:12

Tee Hee - how true!!



J

Sunnycee


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 192

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 21:30

Ooooooh! sounds just like mine !!

sc

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 22:30

I would not swop mine for a kings ransom.....

Sue how many glasses of wine did I have today???????????????? Although I am sure I am sober

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 23:35

sexist jokes eh! why does a woman get married in white? so she can fit in well with all the other kitchen appliances! x

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
21/05/2009 23:54

oooooh sporty you are treading a fine line with that one!!!!! naughty naughty!!!

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:14

plenty more where that came from,i'll keep them up my sleeve for a while.

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:19

oh,go on,one more then.

whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine.?

a woman doesnt follow you around the room after you've put a load in! lol.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:24

oh you lot i had better have what your drinking. great poem though xxxxxxxxxx

littlejohn


Joined: 09/03/2009
Posts: 316

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 23:49

When asked why she never married the lady replied "why buy a whole pig when all you need is the odd sausage" !!!