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Brinsley
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| BALANCE
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He inquired of God, "where were you?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "Look son, look what I've made". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" God replied, "It's a planet and I've put life on it. I've named it Earth and there is a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here, I've put a continent of white people in the North called Europe and another one of black people in the South called Africa." The Archangel then said, "And what's that long white line there?" And God said "Ah , that's New Zealand, the land of the Long White Cloud and that's a very special place. |
decanddyl
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21/05/2009 22:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 12 in Discussion |
| Is there supposed to be a meaning to this? |
DutchCrusader
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21/05/2009 22:26 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 12 in Discussion |
| I have no doubt anymore: it is difficult enough to coop with the "British sense of humour" (though world famous in Northern Cyprus) - but the Kiwi equivalent is worse. |
No1Doyen
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21/05/2009 22:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 12 in Discussion |
| Richard, is there a punchline? |
DutchCrusader
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21/05/2009 22:29 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 12 in Discussion |
| No, Bill, pleeeease! |
The-Wicks
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21/05/2009 22:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 12 in Discussion |
| Bill - agree with Dutch - please, no....................................................
J |
No1Doyen
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21/05/2009 22:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 12 in Discussion |
| I can't hold back, sorry guys, come on Richard give us the punchline or well make one up  ) |
Brinsley
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21/05/2009 23:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 12 in Discussion |
| Sorry, did not know how to continue my tale, It's a few posts down under the same title. Apologies!
Richard |
taraspring
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21/05/2009 23:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 12 in Discussion |
| He's taken "something" AGAIN!!!! |
gooligan
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21/05/2009 23:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 12 in Discussion |
| The long white cloud is probably a field of sheep,we all know how fond the kiwi's are of sheep. |
gooligan
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21/05/2009 23:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 12 in Discussion |
| What do you call a kiwi sheep dog?
A: A pimp.
Why do kiwis end up marrying women?
A: Sheep can't cook.
Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?
They eat all the grass. |
Brinsley
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21/05/2009 23:42 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 12 in Discussion |
| gooligan
Behave! Leave my 65 million girlfriends alone!!
Richard |
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